Rude Boy

Rude Boy $79.00

Lookie here lads! I have something that’ll put a smile on your face, a song in your heart and, most importantly, some BIG joy in your bum. Allow me to introduce you to my new BFF — Rude Boy. Just when you thought the women folk had a monopoly on all the vibratin’ fun along comes this little fella.

Hey, wait a minute! Why are people sending me all these things to stuff in my hole? Oh, I know.c917.jpg

  • It’s because my butt is my friend.
  • It has as many pleasurable nerve endings as my cock.
  • Prostate massage is good for me.
  • And my ass needs some lovin’ too.

Yes siree, my friends, if you’re lookin for just the right thing that’ll start you down the road to years of prostate pleasure and health; Rude Boy is just the thing for you.

Now don’t get me wrong. When I say I enjoy some stimulation down below, I’m not talkin’ massive insertions. No, I like it subtle. I have nothing against someone pummeling his or her poop-chute with an object that could easily pass for a floor lamp. To each his own! But for me, a little goes a very long way. I prefer to savor, not gorge. That’s way I like Rude Boy. Think of it as a fine aged Merlot for your ass.

Let’s start with appearances. Some guys don’t go in for the butt play thing, because some of the products on the market have a fussy, over-stylized look to them. Not Rude Boy! There’s nothing girly about it. It’s real manly lookin’ from its soft black medical grade silicone shaft with the upward curve, to its classy chrome tip. It’s as handsome as it is functional. Why, you could leave this sonofabitch lyin around the garage or workshop and no one would be the wiser. It looks like the kinda thing ya use to change out the spark plugs.

Rude Boy ‘s smooth shaft is of modest girth (about 1” in diameter). Just about the same size and the knuckle on your thumb (unless you have freakishly small fingers). This makes for effortless insertion even for a beginner. The shank is angled so that when fully inserted its soft tip makes love to your prostate. The tiny silicone cleats on its flared end land smack-dab against your taint (perineum). And the smart bullet end nuzzles your nuts. It’s like three toys in one!

But there’s more. The thing sings…or should I say vibrates. Depress the silicone nub on the bullet and this puppy comes to life. It’s so perfect. (Note: Rude Boy runs on one of those small flat watch batteries. The first one is included. But if you are smart, you will stock up on batteries. You don’t want it runnin’ out of juice mid-diddle, if ya know what I mean.)

And here’s a really big plus in my book — Rude Boy is brilliantly quiet. Believe me, there’s nothing I hate more than to have a discreet pleasure session ruined by a vibe noisy enough to wake the dead. What are some of these manufacturers thinking?

I began my first session lying on my back. I used water-based lube (the only kind of lube to use with ac123.jpg silicone toy) to grease me up inside. This is absolutely essential for all ass play; but you know that already, huh? For this purpose, I recommend a Lube Shooter (C123). You can’t go wrong with one of these doohickeys. It makes gettin the lube deep inside your hole more manageable. I added a nice coat of lube to the Rude Boy shank and presto; it easily slips into place. You’ll wonder how you lived so long without one of these things pluggin your ass.

I gave my innards a few moments to adjust to the insertion before I switched on the vibe. The cleats on my taint and the soft shaft lodged in my bunghole massaged my prostate both inside and out. Jeez Louise, this was fuckin’ amazing. I got to my knees and then sat back on my haunches. This was the ideal position for me. The pleasure was very intense (in a good way) so I just leaned back and marveled at the ooze of precum bubbling from my rigid johnson. And the chrome tip tickled my nuts in the most delightful way.

Remember, not everyone has the same internal anatomy, so you may find that a little manual manipulation is necessary to direct Rude Boy so it’ll settle into precisely the right position for you.

While Rude Boy is designed to pleasure your bum for an extended period of time, it is not a traditional butt plug. For starters, there is no notch on Rude Boy’s shank for you sphincter to lock on to. Depending on your expectations, this may or may not be a good thing. Keeping Rude Boy in place, especially when it’s slick with lube, can be a challenge. But doing so will work your PC muscles like crazy. And everyone knows what a good thing that it, right? Since Rude Boy won’t lock in place, rockchick.jpgso to speak, without that traditional notch; you do have the freedom to adjust its position as frequently as you want for just the right amount of sensations you need.

Rude Boy ‘s unique hands free design enables you to sit and rock at the same time you stroke and tug on your balls. You’ll love it! Try a little edging while Rude Boy is in place. You will be amazed by the amount of spooge you shoot when you finally cum.

My second ride on Rude Boy was in the bathtub. That’s a right, sex fans, this little marvel is fully submersible. Imagine all the fun you’ll have this summer in the pool or at the beach. 😉

And ladies, no need to get all envious of Rude Boy, because the same folks who developed it makes Rock Chick just for you.


Lucky Lube

Lucky Lube — 4 oz Tub — $9.99

For review purposes the ever-so-sexy Eyal Feldman from BBL LLC sent me three teeny-tiny sample packages of his newest lube, Lucky. It’s a water-based, hypoallergenic, non-staining, female friendly, latex-safe personal lubricant.

What’s so great about Lucky is that Eyal has managed to make a water-based personal lubricant in a creamylucky.jpg form. And that, sex fans, is nothing short of revolutionary.

Some of you may already be familiar with Eyal’s other, very popular line of lube products — Boy Butter. Which is a creamy coconut-oil based lube that is great for jerkin’ off and such, but not good for use with a condom.

So now you see why Lucky is so innovative. It is creamy, just like Boy Butter, but it’s water-based. So it’s condom safe! And it is made right here in the good old US of A. How great is that?

I’m also gonna go way out on a limb here and guess that Lucky — the creamy water-based lube for woman — is pretty much the same thing as Boy Butter H2O Lube — the creamy water-based lube for men. I could be wrong, but how different could the two products be?

So my review mate, Greg, and me had a tough time putting Lucky through the rigorous Dr Dick review process. It’s not that the product wasn’t any good. On the contrary, we pretty much liked it fine. The difficulty was there was so precious little product to actually review! I mean, how far can three incy-weency, 5 ml sample packs go, for cryin’ out loud?

We used one whole pack just gettin’ a sense of the texture on our fingers and other parts of our manly bodies. But even here we had to use the product ever so sparingly. Greg and I agreed that the texture was great. We liked the creamy a lot, don’t cha know. It was nice and silky. We thought the fragrance was OK. It smelled kinda like vanilla ice cream. Does that scent instill a sense of passion? I suppose for some it does. I had to keep in mind that this product was formulated for those of the female persuasion. And you know how they are! 😉

Then both of us had one single packet each to test Lucky — first, without a condom; then with a condom.

We both agreed that strokin’ with Lucky was best without a condom. We both experienced a bit of stickiness when we stroked with a condom. We thought it dried out pretty quickly too. Maybe this was the result of having so very little lube to work with. But we couldn’t say for sure.

And that is pretty much all either one of us is willing to commit to about this product, at this time. That is except that Lucky cleans-up real easy, cuz it’s water-based, don’t cha know!

And, here’s a great big plus! Lucky didn’t shame-stain the linens. Those of you familiar with oil-based and silicone-based lubes already know that their shame-stains are a bitch to launder.


ExtenZe, XploZion and Sweeten69

Three products have cum my way, so to speak, from the folks at (They get extra credit for the clever name.) The three products are ExtenZe, XploZion and Sweeten69. Let’s talk about these “supplements” one at a time.

ExtenZe — one week supply — $16.99

For review purposes, I received a two-week supply (14 capsules) of ExtenZe. Theextenze.jpg manufacturer claims that: “ExtenZe is a powerful 100% natural male herbal enhancement pill that is safe, effective, and it is made with high quality ingredients known to aid in improving the health of the genital region.”

Roughly translated, this strongly suggests that the consumer will get a bigger boner by using this supplement. I realize the manufacturer is careful not to come right out and say that, but the wording they use, along with the attendant media that proliferates on the net and TV about this product, leaves little room for doubt about what they are selling.

Here’s a quote from a website that sells ExtenZe: “Having a larger penis and enjoying a more fulfilling sex life is possible and attainable. With today’s technical advancements in chemistry and medicine, there is no reason for a man not to have a larger, healthier penis and a better love life. A man with a larger, harder penis may be more confident and experience greater pleasure from sex.”

  • My experience — I scrupulously followed the directions for use presented by the manufacturer. I experienced no penis growth. Can’t rightly say my cock was any healthier. Nor did my love life improve. But I didn’t experience any adverse side effects either.

When I spoke with a company representative by phone to discuss my findings, she told me the manufacturer recommends an eight-week regime before one can begin to experience the full effect of ExtenZe. WOW! By my calculations that’s a $135 commitment just to get up to a baseline. I didn’t have an 8-week supply to test, so the jury is still out on that claim for me.

Certainly the list of herbal ingredients (and you can get a full list on their website) may improve blood circulation to the genital area. Which may, in turn, assist in achieving maximum erection potential. But will it add inches? Jeez, I seriously doubt that! But better blood flow will surely do wonders for one’s stamina, wellbeing and all-round genital health. Hey, it may even make you a bit more horny.

XploZion — 1 Single Package — $4.99

For review purposes I received two packets containing two capsules each of XploZion, whichxplozion.jpg equals two doses. The manufacturer claims that: “XploZion naturally improves the health of body systems that make the male orgasm happen. You’ll begin to notice results within one hour of your first use. XploZion is based on the same science as ExtenZe, the leading male enhancement supplement now endorsed by the top 12 male porn stars in America.”

Being a porn producer myself, I doubt if I’d ever put any credence in the testimony of any porn star, top tier or not. But it probably doesn’t hurt the ad campaign to use such a claim. 😉

  • My experience — I followed the directions for use presented by the manufacturer of XploZion. I experienced no orgasmic improvement even after two uses. But I also didn’t experience any adverse side effects either.

Again, when speaking the company representative by phone to discuss my findings, she told me the company recommends an eight-week regime to begin to experience the full effect of XploZion. YIKES! By my calculations (60 capsule at $49.95) that’s around $125. I didn’t have an 8-week supply to test, so I can’t comment further on that claim.

As with the previous product, the list of ingredients (and you can get a full list on their website) may improve blood circulation to the genital area, which may assist in the production of more ejaculate. But staying well hydrated will accomplish that too. However, better blood flow will do wonders for one’s libido and all-round genital health. Again, no quarrel with that.

Sweeten69 — 1 Single Package — $4.99

For review purposes I received two packets containing two tablets each of Sweeten69. Whichsweeten69.jpg equals four doses. The manufacturer claims that: “Sweeten69 works with your body’s natural processes to improve the way you taste to your partner when you’re getting really close!” (How’s that for a swell euphemism for cocksucking and pussy-lickin’?) They go on to say; “Using Sweeten69 as a daily dietary supplement, you can actually improve the way your secretions taste during sex.”

  • My experience — I followed the directions for use presented by the manufacturer of Sweeten69. I did notice an improvement in the taste of my own cum with just one use. (But my spooge wasn’t bad tasting to begin with, don’t cha know!) It was noticeably sweeter after using Sweeten69.

Unlike the products above, I couldn’t find a complete list of the proprietary blend of pharmaceutical-grade herbal ingredients. I don’t know why that is.

You may say; “Wait a minute, Dr Dick. Haven’t you mentioned on your site that a guy can sweeten his spooge simply by avoiding junk foods and eating lots of fruits and greens? Didn’t you say that fruit juices like pineapple and cranberry are known to make a dude’s cum taste sweeter? That fruits like melon, mango, apple, or grape, will sweeter your jizz? Didn’t you also say that vegetables like parsley and celery would also sweeten your spunk?” Well, aren’t you clever! Indeed, I did say all of those things at one time or another.

The problem is; unless your eating habits reflect the guidelines above, it’s gonna be difficult to carry around a melon, a jug of fruit juice and/or a bunch of celery or parsley to use on the spare of the moment. That’s why Sweeten69 is a nice alternative. Unlike raw fruits and vegetables, Sweeten69 will easily slip into the smallest purse or the tightest hip pocket…right next to your condoms. 😉

To conclude, it’ll be up to each prospective consumer to determine if the outlay of cash for these products is worth the uncertain benefits. If you do choose to buy, even just enough product to see if it works for you; be sure to buy only from the manufacturer’s website or a reputable online retailer. Be a conscientious consumer! Avoid any auto-billing schemes. There are all kinds of con-job operations out there that will offer free samples of these and other such products, or deep discounts for first time buyers. Once they have your credit card they run up exorbitant monthly charges. So, beware!


Couples Masturbation, Every Couple Can

You’ve heard me talk about ’em. You’ve known me direct your attention to ’em. You’ve noticed that they sponsor some of my podcasts. Could there still be a doubt in your mind as to what I think of the AIM (Access Instructional Media) Video Catalog? If there is, you’re simply not paying attention.

OK, let’s eliminate any remaining doubt. These DVDs knock me out. In terms of sex education and sexual enrichment the AIM titles are unparalleled. Over the next few months I’ll be taking an in-depth look at each title in the catalogue. That’s a whole lotta video to review, but I think I’m UP for it…if ya catch my drift.

This week we have two great titles: COUPLES MASTURBATION — and — EVERY COUPLE CAN.

First up is one of the 10 titles from The Ultimate Sex Toy and Masturbation Series. COUPLESdvd517.jpg MASTURBATION ; Phone Sex, Internet Sex and More! — 70 minutes: $19.95

The DVD begins with a quick overview of the entire Toy and Masturbation series. We get a tantalizing taste of what each video has to offer. These explicit mini-trailers will surely get your motor running and prep you for the main event.

I think we can all agree that there’s nothing more fundamental to a happy and healthy sex life than masturbation. Dr. Michael Perry. Ph.D., ACS, the producer of these fine movies, introduces the concept of masturbating with and for your partner. He says this video is all about enticing and informing your partner with your self-pleasuring. If you stop to think about it, there is so much to learn about what gets our partner off; and so much to demonstrate about what gets us off by simply watching and showing our masturbation technique. Think of it as a sexy game of “Show and Tell!”

The sexually experienced couples we meet in this movie bring themselves and each other to shuddering waves of pleasure. First we are treated to a man and a woman masturbating separately. We get some tips on how to vary our self-pleasuring to maximize the joy. Ya know most people are curious about how their partner masturbates, and what may go through his/her mind as he/she diddles. Too bad we don’t often take the time to ask to watch, or even discuss the topic.

Next we visit with a woman who uses several different kinds of vibrators while masturbating with her male partner. Then there’s an example of a beautiful couple manually masturbating each another. Then two more couples pattern their shared masturbation with vibrators. It’s a beautifully filmed celebration of sex.

You can masturbate together despite being apart by using a private internet chat room. See how phone sex can spice up your sex life. Women can learn the joys of toy masturbation with each other. Even learn how to overcome any hesitation or reservation to masturbate with and for your partner in a few easy steps.

This is wonderful tutorial for every couple, but particularly those new to sex, or who want to spice things up a bit. I hasten to add that this video is geared to a heterosexual audience. There’s precious little here that will appeal to same sex couples.

Remember sex fans, this is not porn. While the DVD is sexually explicit, the material is presented in a tasteful, romantic and non-pornographic manner. Kudos to Michael Perry for producing this delightful, female oriented video. And here’s the best part; you get all of this for only $19.95. You simply can’t find a better sex-positive bargain anywhere.

Here’s a tip: for those of you who can’t, for whatever reason, buy this DVD you can rent it for viewing online in Dr Dick’s How To Video Library.

Next we have a selection from the 4-DVD Sex Surrogate Series. EVERY COUPLE CAN; New Sexual Secrets for Improved Intimacy and Overcoming Sexual Problems. — 90 Minutes $19.95

d306.jpgThe DVD begins with a quick overview of the entire Sex Surrogate Series. We get a tantalizing taste of what each video has to offer. These explicit teasers will turn you on and get you ready you for the feature presentation.

This R-rated video has much more of a story line than the previous one. First we meet Sam and Marie, a sexually frustrated couple. Sam turns to a sex surrogate to learn how to overcome his sexual problems in the hopes he’ll be able to save his marriage. Sam’s friend Trevor and his wife are having sexual difficulties too. What a surprise! 😉

This video introduces the viewer to a wealth of sex-positive information. It’s like getting the basics of sex therapy on a thoroughly enjoyable and non-threatening DVD. The viewer learns right along with Sam and Trevor. Some of the topics covered are — sensate focus, lasting longer, female and male genital anatomy, effective communication, overcoming erection problems and becoming more easily orgasmic.

Basically this video shows how easily and enjoyable it is for everyone to lean how to be a better lover. That’s right sex fans; great sex can be learned.

This is an exceptional tutorial for any person, coupled or not, who is interested in learning the fundamentals of human sexual interaction. While this video is geared to a heterosexual audience, there is plenty of sound information that transcends sexual orientation. I highly recommend this title to my straight, bi and gay audience.

I want to underscore what I said at the beginning of this review; this movie is R-rated. The sexual material is presented in a frank, up front manner, but the visuals are decidedly soft and non-confrontational. This is the ideal starting point for someone, or couple, who is unfamiliar, or perhaps uncomfortable, with sexually explicit material.

My hat is off to Michael Perry for producing this thoughtful, female oriented video. And here’s the kicker, you get thousands of dollars worth of sex therapy for only $19.95. How does he do it?

Here’s a tip: for those of you who can’t buy this DVD, for whatever reason, you can rent it for viewing online in Dr Dick’s How To Video Library.

SHARE by Fun Factory

SHARE by Fun Factory  — $124.00

Whoa sex fans, look what the folks at Fun Factory sent me!

What we have here is what they call SHARE. It’s big, it’s shareable and it is oh so purple (also comesshare.jpeg in black and pink). It is also pretty fuckin’ revolutionary, don’t cha know, but more about that in a minute.

Once I had this baby in my hands, I knew for certain that I would be hard pressed to review this device on my own. I’d have to find someone, configured slightly different than myself, if ya catch my drift. I simply don’t have the right parts to put this amazing apparatus through its paces and to review it properly.

When faced with a situation like this, I inevitably turn to my best gal pal, my #1 friend of the lesbian persuasion — Joy. Those who visit Dr Dick Sex Advice often probably already have heard me speak of Joy. For those of you who don’t visit here often, you’ve missed out. Ya see; Joy is my go-to person for all things vaginal. Not only does she have her very own pussy, she sure as hell knows her way around other pussies as well.

I rang her up the other day and told her she needed to rush right over. She wanted to know what was up. I told her it was toy review time. She said, “Ho hum! Another prostate stimulator?” I said, “No way, girlfriend, it’s a strapless strap-on!” I could practically hear her mind straining to wrap around that oxymoron. “Say what?” “You heard me. You gotta check this out; you’re not gonna believe your eyes.”

I happen to know that my pal, Joy, is a strap-on kinda dyke. Some lesbians aren’t, and I’m like totally OK with that. I also happen to know that Joy, bein’ the big gal she is, has had a hard time finding a comfortable strap-on harness that fits properly and does not bind or crimp. (I hear from a lot of women who like the idea of a strap-on, but find them too confining and uncomfortable.) Even when Joy found a relatively comfortable harness, it still cramped her style. She told me that she just figured that this was the price a chick paid for the pleasure of pluggin’ someone like a guy.

All the traditional difficulty and discomfort of a harness strap-on vanish with the truly revolutionary SHARE. I kid you not. Joy immediately realized this remarkable toy’s potential. Once she laid eyes on this purple wonder, she proclaimed with delight; “Damn, if this don’t give you all the privilege of a penis without devaluing a vagina.” Leave it to Joy to sum things up in a single sentence.

For those of you who have yet to figure this out, just by lookin at this marvel, SHARE is a wearable double dildo made of 100% medical-grade Silicone. This is surely a toy for two.

Check it out, the vagina ownin’ partner inserts the shorter, more bulbous end into her who-ha. The shape of this insertable part is sure to stimulate her G-spot, don’t cha know. But that’s not all; there is an upward curve to the protruding cock-end of this device that’ll sure enough wind up smack-dab on your clit once the bulbous insert is in place. But wait, there’s more!

Once the vagina owin’ partner has the bulbous end of SHARE properly situated in her pussy; she now has an ample 6+ inches of veiny cock to pretty much use as would any proud owner of a real schlong. And that, my friends, is about some of the best news I’ve heard in quite some time.

Kudos to the Fun Factory folks for coming up with this amazing design. I’m gonna go way out on a limb here and guess that SHARE was invented by a woman or women. I just can’t see a man, even a cool, with it, female pleasin’ kinda dude puttin’ 2 and 2 together to make somethin’ this remarkable. I could be wrong, but I don’t think I am.

Anyhow, back to Joy and her toy. Since I wasn’t about to hand over this treasure without something in return; I told Joy that I wanted a blow-by-blow description of her usage. She was to spare me none of the gory details. “It’s a deal!” She said as she sashayed out the door.

It was only a matter of hours till I received the first bulletin. Joy wanted to remind me to tell you that ya can only use water-based lube with a silicone toy like this. Good point! Silicone-based lubes will dissolve your silicone toys.

Next, she said that having the SHARE implanted in her pussy was like nothing else she’d ever experienced. She said there was no comparison to her strap-on. “With a traditional strap-on, you have something ON you — comfortable or not. With the SHARE, you have something IN you. And that makes all the difference in the world.” She continued; “I now understand why men swagger about when they parade around with a hardon. As I walked around with my big purple weenie swingin’ out in front of me, I could feel it rooted inside me. As it bounced it stimulated my G-spot and clit.”


She did say that the new sensations — the protruding cock and the fullness inside her took some getting used to. She said she discovered the SHARE really worked her PC muscles, which is an added and unanticipated benefit. She couldn’t wait to pound her GF and then flip-flop for a reciprocal pounding BY her. You go girls!

A couple days later, I got the entire low-down. Joy was full of superlatives — awesome, amazing, and cocky were some of the words she used. “The GF and I never felt so close. One thing though, while I had no problem inserting the “wearer’s” end in me; Barbara did. It’s a pretty hefty girth. But then again, she’s just a little thing!” “OK, thanks for sharing,” I responded. “Well you told me not to spare you the gory details, remember?” I had to chuckle.

Because silicone products are nonporous and hypoallergenic, care and cleaning are a snap. For everyday cleanup a mild soap and water wash is fine. However, if you’re gonna share your SHARE, or any other toy, sterilizing is recommended. Drop the item into a pot of boiling water for a couple minutes and then it’s ready to go again. Hey, ya can even pop this puppy in the dishwasher for a no fuss, no muss clean up. That’s what’s so great about silicone. Undoubtedly, it costs a bit more, but it is sooo worth it.

One final word. Just in case some of you need this spelled out for you; the SHARE is the ideal toy for your average straight couple too. You don’t have to be queer to take delight in switching roles. And ladies, won’t your man be surprised when he climbs in bed, pulls back the covers to gaze upon your loveliness only to discover that you have a big purple (black or pink) cock protruding from your pussy.

Pegging your man’s ass, like the bitch he is, has never been so fun and easy. No straps! No harness! Simply insert your part in you and tap his booty till your heart’s content!


Four Seasons Lube

Four Seasons Ice Lubricant $6.95

ice_big.jpg The Four Seasons folks sent some of their swell Ice Lubricant for me to sample. This stuff is the bomb, don’t cha know! I am happy to report that this specially formulated (with menthol) water based lubricant made for a delightful change from my run-of-the-mill lube. It felt all tingly on my parts and — when I got around to sharing it — it tantalized my partner’s parts too. We both liked it very much.

After turning on my friend Sandy and her hubby to this new Ice Lubricant, we all were talkin’ about how something as simple as a new lube can shake things up in the old boudoir. Just think, for under ten bucks, ya’ll can have some icy-hot titillations on your naughty bits too. It’ll pretty much snap you out of the ho-hum. And you can quote me on that!

I have yet to try this, (And I do hope the Four Seasons people send me some. Hint, hint!) but the Four Seasons Glow N Dark Lube sounds like delightful fun too. Imagine the mischief one could get into with this stuff. And to top off the fun, (no pun intended) one could try their Glow N Dark Condoms. Be the first one on your block to own some.


Simply put, I can’t heap enough praise on this amazing Australian company. (They also distribute in America.) Besides the load of fun, safe sex products they have to offer; these folks have a social conscience to boot! I am so impressed. Hurray for them!

Be sure to check out their oh so sexy website. You’re gonna absolutely love the wit and wisdom you’ll find there. You can tell these folks love what they do.