Denise: “Thank you for the warm welcome to the Dr Dick Review Crew. It’s been a blast…literally and figuratively.”
Ken: “Denise has been eager to join our little club since our adventures with The Vergenza Mk. I.”
Denise: “This time we have an equally beautiful and oh so functional dildo/massager, TRYST. It’s sculpted wood. Isn’t it gorgeous?
Ken: “Yeah, like The Vergenza Mk. I, TRYST is a work of art.
Denise: “It’s is ‘double header’, if you will. One end is round, smooth and bulbous. It is uniquely shaped to stimulate either G-spot or P-spot. The other end is a beaded sort of thing that supplies the most delicious rippling sensation. And each end is perfectly angled to act as a handle when the other end slides into place. It’s brilliant!”
Ken: “I’ve never used anything like it. I mean, it’s10” long. The bulb end is 1 1/2” at the tip, but it then widens to a 2” body before the traditional plug notch. The beaded end is curved, but smaller— an 1” at its widest point.”
Denise: “And, of course, TRYST can be used vaginally and anally. Or did you already get that from my G-spot or P-spot reference? I’m a little slow sometimes.”
Ken: “We’ve enjoyed this dildo every which way. And we haven’t tied of it yet.
Denise: “I sense that some of our visitors may be apprehensive about wood as an insertable. Well let me put your mind at ease. It’s perfectly safe. These sculptures are sealed with an impermeable finish that is hypoallergenic, sent-free, waterproof and bacteria resistant. And because wood is all natural, there are no worries about chemical additives, like phthalates.”
Ken: “Yeah, this is about as green as you can get.”
Denise: “Clean up is a breeze. Warm water and a mild soap do the trick. When we trade off using this gem; we wipe it down with peroxide and a lint-free towel. But you can use alcohol or a 10% bleach solution too.
Ken: “Mick said something about how slick his toy got with just the smallest amount of lube. The same is true with TRYST. Like those guys we prefer a silicone-based lube. And another noteworthy thing is that wood will warm to your body temperature as you use it.”
Denise: “All NobEssence sculptures come in beautifully designed gift boxes. Perfect for holiday gift giving.”
Ken: “This is a very special gift for that very special someone. It is both artistic and sensual. If you want to make a HUGE impression; this will make the point.”