Sportsheets G-Spot Link $29.95
A black nylon strap with neoprene ankle cuffs that makes hitting the G-spot easier and more accurate than ever before. You can use this to tilt the hips and enter the vaginal canal or anus from a new angle making penetration deeper and more satisfying for everyone.
Joy & Dixie
Dixie: “I didn’t get this at all. And we even watched the little video on the Sportsheets site to figure out how this thing works.”
Joy: “Maybe it’s a lesbian thing.”
Dixie: “I mean I understand the concept. You lie face up and wrap your legs around your partner’s back. Your partner can then reach around and fasten the cuffs to hold your legs in place.”
Joy: “This was totally awkward for me, on top, and not comfortable for Dixie on the bottom. The problem may be that I’m bigger around and her legs are pretty short.”
Dixie: “Exactly. This may work for a couple better matched in size than Joy and I. I think this is designed for the fit and trim crowd. Anyhow, they say the cuffs can be adjusted using one hand. We didn’t find that to be true. And while I was on the bottom, I didn’t find this position comfortable at all. My legs were supposed to be relaxed while wrapped around my partner. But that didn’t happen for me. Again the size difference between Joy and I probably accounted for this.”
Joy: “There is another way to use the G-Spot Link, however. And this was only slightly more successful for us. Dixie had her legs in front of her with her knees to her chest, while I put the cuffs on her ankles. I was then able to use the strap like a handle to move her legs from side-to-side.”
Dixie: “So, OK I liked that Joy was able to swing my legs from side to side. This really made my clit stand up and take notice, mostly because my knees were pressed so tightly against my chest. That part was nice.”
Joy: “But we didn’t get the whole deeper penetration thing.”
Dixie: “This position did make for some very fine oral sex though.”
Joy: “Yeah, I got her off several times that way. Like I said, we just didn’t get the G-spot connection thing. Sorry!”
Dr Dick’s Product Review Crew is back with their reviews of the remaining group of intriguing and oh so practical novelties from the pleasure-oriented folks over at Sportsheets.
The Dr Dick’s Product Review Crew introduces you to even more sexy fun products that will liven up even the most ho-hum sex life.
If you missed Sport Fuck, Part 1; look for it here.
Let’s check in with our intrepid reviewers.
The Under The Bed Restraint System $44.95
This turns your bed into a bondage playground. Simply slide the straps under any mattress, and position them around the bed to create various bondage possibilities.
Glenn & Hank
Hank: “Remember what we were saying last time about being unable to outfit our apartment with all the fun stuff you’d find in your average, well-appointed dungeon? Well Glenn and I took on this review in the hopes we might be able to create a little bondage magic without the screw anchors and bolts in the ceiling and walls needed for more traditional apparatus.”
Glenn: “Yeah, I love being restrained spread eagle on the bed. I love relinquishing control to my partner(s) and being ravaged by him/them.
Hank: “It’s totally hot for me too. And now we can play this out on our own and in our own bedroom.”
Glenn: “Being a bondage submissive is liberating for me. It’s like leaving my body in some ways, yet being intensely present at the same time. Do you remember that old song that went — ‘longing for the freedom of my chains’? It’s like that.”
Hank: “So now he’s a fuckin’ poet all of a sudden!”
Glenn: “Don’t listen to him. He’s just jealous! Hank is way too much of a control freak to be a submissive. And remember: Bottoms Rule!”
Hank: “Back to the review, wonder-hole. The Under The Bed Restraint System is not the least be threatening. In fact, if you just wanna mess around with some power-play this is just the thing for you.”
Glenn: “But it also works for those of us who are a tad more hardcore.”
Hank: “And it’s a breeze to set up. It only took a few minutes.”
Glenn: “And like all the Sportsheets products we have here, it’s reasonably priced — under $50!”
Hank: “So if you are a rank amateur or a seasoned pro, you’ll have a great time testing your limits. We did!”
Glenn: “You can say that again. I still have welts on my ass to prove it.”
Hank: “But that’s another story for another time.”
The Penetration Station by Sportsheets —— $54.00
When you use the Penetration Station you can fully realize deeper penetration and thrust in a wide array of positions (from doggy to missionary to cowgirl and others). The straps are highly adjustable to fit any mattress and once you and your partner hold on, then the ride will begin. The product consists of one 12′ center strap, four 7′ leverage straps and 4 neoprene attachments. Each of these pieces can fit easily underneath the mattress for discreet storage.
Jack & Karen
Karen: “This is our first appearance as members of Dr Dick’s Product Review Crew. So maybe a little introduction is in order. Jack and I are Swingers. We’ve been in the lifestyle, as it’s called, for 6 years. We’re both on the kinky side of the spectrum and are very fond of light bondage and the associated discipline. We are both bisexuals, me more so than Jack, but we play with same and other sex partners.”
Jack: “Karen and I were so stoked when Dr Dick invited us to join his crew, so we hope to do him and our fellow reviewers proud. So here’s a shout out to all the pervs in our audience. We’re here for ya baby!”
Karen: “The Penetration Station setup is a snap (literally and figuratively). All we had to do is loop the straps under our mattress, as shown in the instructions, so that two straps come up from the head of the bed and two come up from the foot of the bed. Neoprene and nylon attachments easily snap in place and work as handgrips, foot stirrups or thigh straps.”
Jack: “And you can use this on any sized bed. Once the basic set up is complete, you get to choose from a variety of possible uses. This thing is so damned versatile.”
Karen: “The straps detach from the loops with clips and the whole thing can be tucked under the mattress when not in use.”
Jack: “We had to be patient as we fumbled around trying to get the hang of things. Karen and I had to keep referring to the illustrations to get into the positions we wanted. We kept cracking up over our awkwardness. This didn’t add to the passion, but we had a good time nonetheless.”
Karen: “At first, I couldn’t stop laughing. I was getting more tangled up in the straps than anything. Laughing at ourselves kept the frustration level down. But boy-oh-boy, once we figured it out, it became like second nature to us.”
Jack: “I’m like Kevin; doggie style is my favorite position. The Penetration Station allows Karen to grasp the straps from the foot of the bed while I grab the ones from the head of the bed. This brings us tight in on each other, more so than one could do without the Penetration Station. We both get balance and stability and the deepest fuck ever thanks to this little wonder.”
Karen: “Jack’s right! I no longer have to worry about getting my face smooched into the mattress or stressing my elbows as I brace myself against Jack’s thrusts. Gina mentioned the same thing in her review. I’m so glad I’m not alone in this.”
I can now actually press back against Jack for an even deeper thrust and G-spot stimulation.”
Jack: “Neither one of us is exhausted by trying to hold one position or another. The fuck, however, is sure enough exhausting, but that’s the way it’s supposed to be, huh?”
Karen: “I like that the Penetration Station is so portable. We’ve already taken it to several play parties. I love introducing our swinger friends to this amazing device. It immediately becomes the life of the party.
The neoprene cuffs are very comfortable on both hands and feet.
Jack: “I’m in charge of clean-up after play and so I like how easily the Penetration Station can be discreetly stored under the mattress.
You can wipe off any lube residue on the straps or cuffs with a damp cloth and you’re favorite spray cleaner. It’s also machine washable!”
Sportsheets Super Sex Sling $ 66.49
The Super Sex Sling has a deluxe comfort neck rest, plus extended straps and padded supports. Fully adjustable, it lets you go wild for hours and hours.
Glenn & Hank
Glenn: “I’m the bottom in our family. Hank, here, he’s the top.”
Hank: “Yeah, we’re just like Jack Sprat and his wife, only completely different.” 😉
Glenn: “We sometime play in a mutual friend’s dungeon. He has a full-on sling setup that I absolutely love. Hank and I would have one too, but it’s completely impractical in our apartment.”
Hank: “While the Super Sex Sling isn’t in the same ballpark as a pimped-out leather sling hanging from the rafters, it does serve much the same purpose.”
Glenn: “Yep, Hank (and others) can fuck the bejesus otta me and my legs don’t tire in the ass-ult.”
Hank: “And I don’t have to expend all my energy tryin’ to keep Glenn’s bubba-sized legs up and apart. And that makes a big difference in my endurance during the fuck, I’m happy to report.”
Glenn: “The Super Sex Sling allows me to use my upper body strength to manage my legs. I get to lift and separate my legs as much as I want and need. This is perfect, because the more tension I have in the muscles in my thighs, the more tension I have in my glutes. And the more tension I have in my ass muscles; the more powerful my orgasm is gonna be.”
Hank: “And Glenn can hold his position even if I have to move to readjust my position. And there’s nothin finer then seeing my man’s legs open wide and pulled back so I can gaze upon his hairy hole as it winks at me,”
Glenn: “This device is worth its weight in gold, no doubt about it.
But here’s the thing. If I saw this package in a store I would walk right on by it. The guy and girl on the cover look great and all, but I would have never stopped and considered how this sling might be used by me — a big gay homosexual — and my husband.”
Hank: “I totally agree. I looked all over the Sportsheets website, the only packaging they have represents straight people. That’s so disappointing. I’d be willing to bet that if they repackaged some of their toys using two hot guys on the cover in the same way they use the straight couple, their shit would fly off the shelf. I know it would get my attention ASAP!”
Dr Dick’s Product Review Crew has been busy as all get-out all summer long testing a load of intriguing and oh so practical novelties from the pleasure-oriented folks over at Sportsheets.
Don’t know Sportsheets from a hole in your head? Stick around, sex fans, and let the Dr Dick’s Product Review Crew introduce you to a swell lineup of sexy fun products that will liven up even the most ho-hum sex life.
(We hwve separate postings for each product. Simply search for Sportsheets to find them all.)
Sportsheets Doggie Style Position Strap $14.50
A soft pad with a sturdy nylon strap lifts the pelvis for more control and deeper penetration. It’s designed to enable and enhance doggie style sex. Comfortable and easy to use, the strap has a handle with an adjustable buckle at each end. Machine washable.
Gina & Kevin
Kevin: “Doggie style is my favorite, but it is not as easy as it looks.”
Gina: “You can say that again!”
Kevin: “This strap takes some of the effort out of this great position and actually makes for much better fuck.”
Gina: “Using this strap, Kevin has more control and can penetrate deeper. The pad on my lower abdomen positions my G-spot perfectly for his thrusts. I don’t have to strain my arms and wrists pushing back against him, because he is able to hold me close using the straps. And the Doggie Style Position Strap
Kevin: “And there’s less strain on my lower back. Getting the proper grip on the straps takes some practice, however. But I learned that it’s like pulling on the reins of a horse’s bridle. In fact, I was able to control Gina using this same principle.
Gina: “Isn’t he romantic? The a big lug!”
Kevin: “Well it’s true. I do have more control. I can rock and tilt your pelvis, which gives you more pleasure, right? At least that’s what you said the first time we used it. Do you remember?”
Gina: “I do remember. And it was more pleasurable for sure. I was simply reacting to the horse comment.
Anyhow, we both liked Doggie Style Position Strap very much.”
Kevin: “It’s become an indispensable part of our play sessions. We highly recommend this to any doggie style lover. And the freakin thing is under $20, so you can’t go wrong.”
Gina: “Our next adventure with this thing will be me using it on Kevin. I’m finally going to take the plunge and strap one on for him and peg his sweet bottom.”
Kevin: “I can’t hardly wait! Maybe tonight will be my lucky night.” spares my face from being shoved into the pillows, mattress or carpet. That alone makes the thing worth having.
Sportsheets Sex Sling $36.00
This is the perfect sex sling for oral stimulation, vaginal and/or anal sex, and G-spot penetration and stimulation. Using the Sex Sling you can keep your legs and hips comfortably raised for prolonged periods of time, making access incredibly simple. The tension on the straps is easily adjusted using the black plastic buckle adjusters. These adjusters also make quick-release of the legs simple.
Joy & Dixie
Joy: “I want to reiterate and underscore what Hank was saying about the packaging. Now I know I’m never gonna see a picture of a couple of hot chicks using whatever toy, but some diversity would be appreciated. Even some people of color would add interest.”
Dixie: “I’d like to see some packaging that reflects actual users too, but that’s probably never gonna happen. So let’s move on.”
Joy: “Dixie and I compared this Sex Sling with the one Glenn and Hank have — the Super Sex Sling. Ours is basically the same concept as theirs, only ours is the stripped down model. There isn’t as much comfortable support on our neck pad as they have on theirs.
Dixie: “I agree, this Sex Sling does what the Sportsheets people say it will — keeps my legs elevated and apart for when Joy’s bangin’ me or eatin’ me out.”
Joy: “And because it’s adjustable, I can use it as well as Dixie. And as you can see, I’m a much bigger gal.” 😉
Dixie: “Both of us agree with what Glenn said about increased muscle tension in our legs and butt. This increased muscle tension really does increase the intensity of our orgasms.
Joy: “Yep, I knew about this secret for better orgasms long before we tried the Sex Sling. It’s just that I never used anything like this before and so I didn’t realize how effective something as simple as a sling would be at increasing the level of pleasure I experience.”
Dixie: “When Joy is in the Sex Sling I don’t have to worry about trying to support the weight of her legs. Not that I would be able to do that even if I wanted. And when I’m in the Sex Sling it’s much easier for Joy to hit my G-spot with our SHARE (review HERE).
Joy: “We both recommend this item as a starter sling. However, if this concept really appeals to you, as it does us. We suggest you go for the Super Sex Sling. It’s thirty bucks more, but worth it!”