Joy & Dixie
Dixie: “This is our second go around with these sorts of products. Joy and I, Glenn and Hank and others did a whole series on some of the products from Sportsheets. You can find those reviews by searching for the word ‘Sportsheets’.”
Joy: “Dixie and I prefer Rachel’s product line to the other. For one thing, we found them more comfortable.”
Dixie: “I hope this doesn’t sound petty, but we also like Rachel’s packaging better. It’s more fun and it isn’t so blatantly heterosexual.”
Joy: “Basically, the G–Spotter is a device that one attaches to the bottom’s ankles so the top can maneuver the bottom’s legs with more ease. The bottom can hold the strap herself or the top can hold it and move it from side to side.”
Dixie: “I liked the Cumfy Cuffs. They are padded for comfort, quick release gismo that is real handy. The G–Spotter is also easily adjustable.”
Rachel’s Bed Spread (w/cuffs) $64.53
Glenn & Hank introduce us to Rachel’s Rachel’s Bed Spread (w/cuffs).
Hank: “Now this is more like it! Rachel’s Bed Spread allows you can create a little bondage magic without the screw anchors and bolts in the ceiling and walls needed for more traditional bondage apparatus.”
Glenn: “I love being restrained spread eagle on the bed. I love relinquishing control to my partner(s) and being ravaged by him/them.”
Hank: “And now we can play like this our own bedroom, or take it on vacation with us.”
Glenn: “These two straps go around the mattress and allow us to attach wrist or ankle cuffs to the straps. The straps are adjustable fitting a twin up to a King Size bed
Hank: “Rachel’s Bed Spread is not the least be threatening. In fact, if you just wanna mess around with some power-play this is just the thing for you.”
Glenn: “But it also works for those of us who are a tad more hardcore.”
Hank: “And it’s a breeze to set up. It only took a few minutes.”
Glenn: “And it’s reasonably priced.”
Hank: “So if you are a rank amateur or a seasoned pro, you’ll have a great time testing your limits. We did!”
Glenn: “We think Rachel’s Pleasures rocks.”
Hank: “We both wish you a Merry Christmas and a very edgy New Year.”
So there ya have it, Sex Fans. We hope our Holiday Extravaganza provided you with lot of swell gift giving ideas. Look for more Product Reviews in the New Year.
The Right Position Sex Pillow Combo —— $89.00
Karen: “I’m just wild about The Right Position Sex Pillow. Until the day Jack and I picked up the Pleasure Pack Combo at Dr Dick’s, I hadn’t given much thought to how exceptionally useful a specialized cushion like this could be.”
Jack: “I totally agree. Ya see the sex pillow is wedge shaped (about 6” at its widest), which allows us to position our bodies for a more accommodating and comfortable fuck.”
Karen: “But it’s not just for fucking, although I must say it is ideal for anal sex, but I’ll get to that in a minute. What I like most is that it raises my pelvis just enough so that Jack can pleasure me orally. And The Right Position Sex Pillow is so comfortable too”
Jack: “In the past, we had to fumble around with traditional pillows to place under Karen’s ass to raise it to just the right height for me to effortlessly eat her out. But now with The Right Position Sex Pillow I can crawl between her legs and find her pussy at precisely the right height for me to dig in.”
Karen: “My man has the most talented tongue around. I’m totally down with anything that makes him more comfortable while he works, if ya know what I mean..”
Jack: “Karen mention ass fucking. When I bottom for her I love her to peg me while we’re face to face.”
Karen: “Before we got The Right Position Sex Pillow I found face-to-face pegging a real chore. Jack is a lot bigger and heaver than I, and even though he tries to keep his legs up during the peg, it’s exhausting and when he tires they crash down around my shoulders. It’s difficult for me to help him keep his legs up so it’s kind of frustrating.”
Jack: “Yeah, but now all I have to do is position the Sex Pillow under my back so that the widest part of the wedge is just slightly above my waist. This allows me to throw my legs up and back and keep them there with ease. It’s really great.”
Karen: “It really has made all the difference in the world. How we did without one of these for so long is beyond me.”
Jack: “I like the fact that Sex Pillow cleans up easily with just a little soap and water. It’s made of soft latex free foam that resists lube stains. Thank you very much! And it has a built in handle, so it’s easy to adjust.”
Karen: “The Right Position Sex Pillow even comes with its own lovely satin drawstring bag.”
Jack: “Tell ‘em about the other thing.”
Karen: “He’s referring to The Pleasure Wrap. It’s very sweet sexy little throw with a soft furry fleece side and silky satin side. It’s ideal for cuddling after a romp. I often get chilled afterward, even on the warmest days. So this is perfect for me. Oh, and machine washable too. They’ve thought of everything!”
Jack: “In case you haven’t noticed, we love these products. You can buy the pillow and wrap separately. But the combo is so reasonably priced; why not splurge? It will make the perfect holiday gift for all you lovers out there.”
Lap Dancer Harness $44.95
Soft neoprene harness adjusts that wraps around your thigh and secures with Velcro. It holds a soft silicone dildo. Get your dollar bills ready for your private dancer.
Jack & Karen
Jack: “The Lap Dancer Harness reminds me of a neoprene brace one uses when he has a pulled muscle. Only this one comes with a wicked twist. There a dildo attached.”
Karen: “You wrap this cuff around your thigh with the dong on the top of your leg and away ya go!”
Jack: “Karen put on a little strip show for me and a couple of our swinger friends, Mark and Linda. We were all cheering her on with wolf whistles and cat calls.”
Karen: “As I got down to my thong, Linda decided to join me, which drove the men wild. I was kissing Linda and tweaking her nipples through her red-lace nightie.”
Jack: “The girls were getting into it so much with each other, I had to remind them of the Lap Dancer Harness.
Karen: “I approached Jack and began to orally service the dong that was thrust out there waiting for me. I then straddled his leg facing away from him and slipped the dong in my pussy. While I rode Jack’s leg I reached out and pulled Linda closer till I could lick her wet snatch.
Jack: “Mark decided to get into the act with some backdoor action on Linda. And I had hold of Karen’s tits while she jerked me off.
Karen: “A better lap dance was never given…or received!”
Jack: “It’s amazing how something as simple as the Lap Dancer Harness can transform a ordinary encounter into something very special indeed.”
Karen: “We all got off, literally and figuratively, on the whole stripper role play. I’m thinking there are still other yet undiscovered ways to use this harness and dildo. I may just have to strap it on my knee and sink it in Jack’s ass one of these fine days.
We love all our new Sportsheets toys. Thanks Dr Dick!”
Sportsheets Door Jam Cuffs —— $18.95
Just lay the weighted straps over door, close it shut. Turn any room into a playground for kinky bondage play! Tease or please, control or be controlled –– now it’s easy! Each thick nylon strap is connected to a detachable and adjustable velour-lined Velcro cuff. You get 2 cuffs in a package. Buy 2 pairs for total control!
Gina & Kevin
Gina: “Kevin and I had a ball with this.”
Kevin: “First off, we are both virgins to the bondage thing.”
Gina: “I have to say I was more than a little intimidated by the concept of being restrained. So I agreed to go first only when Kevin agreed to go next.”
Kevin: “I was like totally up for that. I even offered to go first. Except Gina didn’t have a clue what to do once I was in the cuffs.”
Gina: “I guess I need to watch more kinky porn, huh?”
Kevin: “So here’s what ya do. Just loop the straps over the top of the door with these bars on the outside and the cuffs on the inside. Then close the door. What could be easier?”
Gina: “I didn’t think the Velcro on the cuffs would be strong enough to secure me especially if I struggled against them. I was oh so wrong. I was like totally helpless.”
Kevin: “I could see that Gina was really leery about doing this, so I wanted to make this first experience really enjoyable. First, I had her face out with her back against the door. This gave me access to her front. I undid her bra and sucked on he nipples. She loves when I do this.”
Gina: “I do love it. Strangely enough, I don’t ever recall experienced this while standing. I’m always laying down when he plays with my nipples. With my hands suspended above my head in the cuffs, I actually found myself buckling my knees and dangling my body weight from my wrists, which added a whole new dimension to the sensations in my breasts.”
Kevin: “I then pulled down her panties, spread her thighs and held them tight. (This is where a second set of these cuffs would have come in handy.) Then I proceeded to lick and nibble at her clit and pussy lips. I gave her a mighty fine tongue fucking too. I drove her fuckin crazy doin that.”
Gina: “It’s true. Suspended as I was and with his hands holding my legs, I really couldn’t escape his mouth. I had to adjust to being helpless like this. But once I let go, I was thrashing about with waves of orgasmic pleasure. I wonder what the neighbors thought.”
Kevin: “Yeah, she was totally out of control. I was pretty worked up myself. So I decided to throw her a fuck right then and there, up against the door.”
Gina: “When he entered me I was able to lift my legs off the floor and wrap them around him. And I did it all while being suspended by my wrists. All this was totally new territory for me.”
Kevin: “We had to wait for another day for me to get cuffed. Gina was just too worn out by her time in the cuffs.”
Gina: “When it was Kevin’s turn two days later, I decided to cuff him facing the door. I added a silk scarf blindfold. He was mine, all mine!”
Kevin: “I was completely surprised by how Gina took to being a dominant top. She apparently has a real sadistic streak that was just waiting to be released.”
Gina: “He’s right, I became like this other person. I loved telling him what to do — spread your legs — and things like that.
I went to work on his butt. Teasing it at first with little scratches, but then I could see he wanted more. So by-god I gave it to him. Open handed slaps and even whacks with one of my hairbrushes make his cheeks glow crimson.”
Kevin: “She was yankin on my nuts like crazy while she was tanning my ass. I loved it. I believe I’ve created a novice dominatrix.”
Gina: “I know, who would have guessed I’d get into this as much as I did? These little Door Jam Cuffs open a whole new world to me and us. These will be a big part of our play together in the future. And we definitely need that second pair for our feet.”
Sportsheets Chest Harness with Dildo —— $59.00
Give your partner a front row seat with this fun harness and dildo set. It’ll spice up your sex life with a little tease and pleasure right in front of your face.
Jack & Karen
Jack: “We had some fun with this, I can tell ya.”
Karen: “Yes we did!”
Jack: “I can eat out my darling wife and bugger her senseless all at the same time.”
Karen: “Yes he can! OMG, am I being too frivolous?”
Jack: “No, my love, you are being just the right amount of frivolous.”
Karen: “OK, I’ll behave.
So now you know my other little kink. I love to have my ass played with.”
Jack: “And I am only too happy to oblige!
In the past it was either ass play or pussy lickin’, never both at the same time. Now she can punish her ass and I can please her cunt without missing a beat.”
Karen: “I wanted to switch out the dildo that comes with this harness for a bigger one, but the ring in the harness doesn’t allow for that. Bummer.”
Jack: “A word to the wise. If your partner really gets into this thing, like you know who over here, be prepared to cum away from the experience with a bruised sternum. I did!”