Hey sex fans,

The Dr Dick Review Crew has been in a complete tizzy lately.  Even these hardened veterans of the adult product review trenches were totally gaga when I put out the word that I had a slew of LELO products to review.  Everyone on the crew couldn’t wait to get their grubby little hands all over these top of the line sex toys…I mean Pleasure Objects.

That”s right, sex fans, LELO not only reinvented the sex toy; they’ve evolved it into an object of pleasure. And trust me, it’s not just semantics.  LELO products are indeed in a class of their own.

The Dr Dick Review Crew will be spending several weeks putting the LELO line through its paces.  Whatever you do, don’t miss a single installment!

Today, we feature the G-spot LELO Pleasure Object — GIGI.

Review Crew members, Gina & Kevin, do the honors

GIGI $109

Gina:  “I’ve been salivating over the LELO line for ages.  I’ve seen them online, in magazine ads and I’ve even handled a couple of them at Babeland, Seattle.  But I never expected to actually own one.”
Kevin:  “I’m totally blown away too.  These babies are stunning.”
Gina:  “I never thought I’d own a LELO because they are kinda pricey.  But after using
GIGI for a few weeks I can say that they are worth every cent.  First off, they are rechargeable; so right away you save on the cost of battery replacement.  Which, to my mind, not only makes LELO price competitive, but a bargain in the long run.”
Kevin:  “
GIGI is a sensual work of art; it’s creatively innovative and it is GREEN! Anyone who reads our reviews on a regular basis knows that the Review Crew gives extra points for toys that are rechargeable.”
Gina:  “GREEN is IN, fellow consumers!”
Kevin:  “Also anyone who reads our reviews on a regular basis knows that I am like totally into my ass and gigi_deep_rose_mv1prostate.  I know that
GIGI is marketed exclusively as a G-spot vibe, but I’m here to tell you (and the LELO people) that GIGI is dyn-O-mite on a dude’s P-spot too.”
Gina:  “Kevin knows of what he speaks!  Over the last year or so we’ve tried numerous insertables in his butt.  Most were packaged as “women only” toys, but we didn’t care.”
Kevin:  “I think toy producers are missing a load of crossover sales opportunities because they often focus on a specific gender in advertising.  I mean Gina and I totally turned the WE-Vibe marketing concept on its head in our review (#13).”
Gina:  “
GIGI is made from medical grade s ilicone, which give s it a velvety feel that is deliciously soft and warm.  It has approximately 10cm of insertable length and the G-spot (or in this P-spot) flat and slanted tip has a circumference of 10.5cm.  It takes about 2 hours to fully charge this thing.  Unlike other rechargeable toys, you’ll know it’s fully charged when the light in the handle goes from flashing to a solid light.  And a full charge will give you at least an hour and a half of amazing vibration.”
Kevin:  “The power and adjust button is in the ergonomic handle.
GIGI has 5 modes of vibration with 4 speed settings.  It’s amazingly powerful for such a little thing. So you can knock yourself out in more ways than one.  It’s also super quiet.  This thing has quality written all over it.”
Gina:  “There was a time, not to long ago, that I would have been too embarrassed to watch Kevin pleasure himself.  I thought masturbation, especially if it involved him inserting something into his bum, was something he should do privately.  I can’t believe how uptight I once was.”
Kevin:  “It was a struggle to break down some of her preconceived ideas about sex in general and masturbation in particular.  But she’s totally into it now, I’m happy to report.  And we’ve learned so much about pleasuring one another from watching each other pleasure ourselves.”
Gina:  “I now absolutely love watching Kevin work his butt.  It is such a turn on for me.  He always gets the hardest erections when he’s stimulating his prostate.  And he always shoots a giant load too.  I often find myself sitting back with my own Pleasure Object and trying to keep pace with Kevin.”
Kevin:  “If the truth be know, Gina has, on several occasions, jumped on my raging boner when I’m fuckin my ass with a dildo.  I think it’s great that she feels free to take control.”
Gina:  “It’s true, I can often barely contain myself.”
Kevin:  “My first time with
GIGI was fantastic.  I lubed it up.  (Water based lube only with a fine silicone toy like this.)  And nuzzled the flattened and slanted head against my hole.  I worked the vibe options, getting a feel for where this baby was gonna take me.  With only a little effort on my part the uniquely shaped head disappeared in my ass and hit home directly on my prostate.  The flat slanted tip connected with my P-spot and made my eyes roll back in my head with pleasure.  It’s like it was made for this purpose.  I mean, how many guys are doing without GIGI thinking it’s only for girls?”
Gina:  “Like a butt-plug,
GIGI stays in place.  When Kevin let go of the vibe to stroke his penis and stretch his scrotum, I reached over and took hold.  This startled him out of his revelry, but the gentle rocking motion I added as well as the change in pulsation made him buck and groan.  He is the most sexually expressive man I’ve ever known.”
Kevin:  “Gina pretends she’s still a shy and retiring catholic school girl when it comes to ass play, but this girl knows how to ramp thing up down there.  She denied me the orgasm I was aching for.  She forbid me to touch my cock and balls while she worked my ass with
GIGI.  She took hold of my nuts and started to slap them, lightly at first, then she really let me have it.  Yanking on my sack stretched the skin on my dick shaft and made my cock stick out perpendicular to my belly.  I was lovin’ it, big time.”
Gina:  “Like I’ve mentioned before, I’ve developed into quite a little dominatrix; something I would never have discovered in myself had it not been for Kevin and his promptings.”
Kevin:  “I love it when she’s the Dom; it’s such a turn on.  I clamped down on
GIGI using my PC muscles, like if I was doing my Kegel exercises. Intense vibrations filled my groin then moved up to my navel.”
Gina:  “I let go of
GIGI, because I knew it would stay in place in Kevin’s butt and straddled his hips in a reverse cowgirl position.  This way I was able to continue to pull on his testicles while rubbing his penis all over my vaginal lips and clit.  I could even feel GIGI’s vibration in my pelvis. It was so hot!”
Kevin:  “I begged for release, the vibration intensity increased with Gina sitting on my lower abdomen.  I could hardly stand it.  She was rocking back and forth, my dick head barley entering her pussy.”
Gina:  “I came twice in rapid succession, then had mercy on my poor butt-boy Kevin.  I just touched the underside of his penis with one hand and sperm shot out of him like a canon.  He made this incredible animal noise and thrashed beneath me.  This brought me to climax one more time and then I slid off him.”
Kevin:  “I swear I came so hard it was time to notify the next of kin.”
Gina:  “I would have my turn with
GIGI the very next day.  Basically Kevin and I changed positions.  I began to pleasure myself with the vibe; first outside my vagina, then inside.  Kevin insisted that I surrender myself to him, as he did to me.  And master that he is, he orally pleasured me while he altered the GIGI pulsations on my G-spot.  I was over the top in a matter of a couple minutes.”
Kevin:  “It’s so much fun sharing our toys.  We play really well together.”
Gina:  “Because silicone products are nonporous and hypoallergenic, care and cleaning are a snap.  For everyday cleanup a mild soap and water wash is fine.  However, if you’re gonna share your toys sterilizing is recommended.  You can swish the silicone end of
GIGI in a pot of boiling water for a couple minutes, dry it off and then it’s ready to go. You can also wipe it down with a lint-free towel moistened with peroxide, rubbing alcohol or a 10% bleach solution.”
Kevin:  “I absolutely love
GIGI.  I love how LELO takes the lead in the whole industry with superior quality and stunning designs.  The only reservation I have with the whole LELO gestalt is the excessive packaging.  Don’t get me wrong; the packaging is beautiful, but there’s just so much of it.”
Gina:  “It’s true; the packaging does undercut LELO’s GREEN profile a bit. But maybe they believe that in the case of their product line and price point, luxury, including the presentation, is essential.  I mean
GIGI even comes with a sweet satin carrying pouch.  They’ve thought of everything!”
Kevin:  “I concede LELO is trying to capture the high-end market, and maybe this indulgence with presentation helps make their case.  However, in the end it’s the product itself, not the packaging that’ll make a brand’s name.  And in this case LELO is without peer.
Gina:  “Undoubtedly,
GIGI costs a bit more, but it is sooo worth it.”


Be sure to look for more LELO reviews in weeks to come.

Intimate Teas – My Maple Cookie and Screaming O

My Maple Cookie 12 bags — $32.00

Karen:  “This is so cool.  I’m a big tea drinker.  Never been one for coffee, but I do know my teas.  And since I’m a naturally hyper kinda gal, I try to avoid caffeine as much as possible.  These teas are delicious and they are herbal.”maple-cookie-full-product-page2.jpg
Jack:  “I, on the other hand, am not a big tea drinker, but I agree; these teas are good.  There’s an earthiness to them that I really liked.
Karen:  “First up today is My Maple Cookie.  I love it; what a name. This tea is a unique blend of premium herbs specially formulated to change the female genitalia and male semen to smell and taste like maple cookies.  How fun is that?”
Jack:  “Who would have guessed something like this was even possible.  I have to admit, it’s the damnedest thing.  Karen and I shared the tin of 12 tea bags over a 10 day period.  We both noticed a difference in the way we smelled and tasted.  Don’t get me wrong; I love the natural taste of she and me, but this is way fun.”
Karen:  “Jack’s right.  Although, I sometimes find his cum to be kind of acrid. My Maple Cookie
Jack:  “I like the taste of my own jizz.  I never find it acrid.  But I don’t taste it every day.  So I bow to Karen’s critique.”
Karen:  “The Intimate Teas website suggests pouring 8 ounces of hot water over a tea bag and let steep for 5 minutes.  Then gently squeeze the tea bag to let the active ingredients fully release into the water.  You may remove tea bag or allow to stay in water for stronger tea.”
Jack:  “This tea is not a miracle worker.  It won’t cover a multitude of sins.  Hell, even I know to avoid some foods like onions and garlic, a lot of booze and, of course, smoking, if you want your spunk to taste sweeter.” changed that in just two days.

Screaming O 12 bags — $32.00

Jack:  “Next up we have Screaming O tea.  The Intimate Teas people get high marks for the clever names and the packaging.”
Karen:  “They sure enough do!  This tea is a premium blend of unique herbs made to increase sexual passion in both women and men.  It is supposed to be an aphrodisiac, sexual stimulant and it’s supposed to intensify orgasms.”screaming-o-full-product-page3.jpg
Jack:  “That’s what it says on the website.  I was dubious…at first.  I figured, I already have intense orgasms, do I really need to improve on that…even if it’s possible?”
Karen:  “Things are much different for us gals, but I think you know that already.  I felt like the tea really did stimulate me.  And maybe it was only wishful thinking, but I felt my orgasms intensified too.”
Jack:  “Again, I defer to my lovely wife.  One thing for sure; this tea is a stimulant.  The first time I had this tea was near bedtime.  I thought, a nice cup of warm tea will make me sleep like a baby.  NOT!  I tossed and turned all night long.  But I did have a raging boner in the morning.  I don’t know if those two thing are connected, but they did follow one after the other.”
Karen:  “Kevin and I split the 12 tea bags between us, like the My Maple Cookie tea.  I didn’t drink my tea at bedtime, so I couldn’t corroborate Kevin’s story.”
Jack:  “I say, if you’re feelin’ a little pookie in the libido department, give this tea a try.  I suspect you will be pleasantly surprised.
Karen:  “That goes double for the women in our audience.  And these teas come in these charming little tins.  They make perfect gifts any time of the year, but especially during the holidays.”


Lubricant Lickeurs by Hathor Aphrodisia

Lubricant Lickeurs — Coconut Orange        4 oz $22.00 CAD

Gina & Kevin introduce us to Lubricant Lickeurs from Hathor Aphrodisia.

Gina:  “I’ve never been one for flavored lubes.  The whole concept seems silly to me.  But I also don’t like the taste of regular lubes.  They taste funny.  Basically, I just avoid, as much as possible, coming in oral contact with any lube.  So when we were asked to review Lubricant Lickeurs I said to myself, ‘Oh ick!”3-lubricant-lickeurs-sm.jpg
Kevin:  “I was of the same mind as Gina.  I mean, how juvenile?  By the way, I love the natural taste of Gina’s pussy, like fresh out of her panties.  I suppose it helps that she vegan.  Her juices are naturally sweet and I can eat her all day long.”
Gina:  “He sure is talented in the department, I must say.  There was a time that I was uncomfortable with him doing oral on me, but now I love it.  It helps that it isn’t a chore for him.  It’s taken me probably as long to warm to the idea of giving oral to Kevin too.  But now I’m such a bad girl that I don’t even give it a second thought.”
Kevin:  “Actually, she’s a natural-born cocksucker.  She just needed to liberate herself from all the Catholic school repression.”
Gina:  “But enough about us; back to the Lubricant Lickeurs.  Neither one of us wanted to disappoint the good Dr, so we agreed to try it.”
Kevin:  “And damn if we both don’t absolutely love this stuff.”
Gina:  “Yeah, so much for our natural prejudices, huh?  But I must say, Lubricant Lickeurs is a grown-ups version of flavored lubes.”
Kevin:  “It’s like Hathor Aphrodisia didn’t simply make a lube and then try to flavor it as an afterthought with some artificial flavoring.”
Gina:  “Lubricant Lickeurs come in three organic flavors.  The one we have is Coconut Orange.  Think macaroons with a hint of citrus.  Yummmmy!  Oh, and the packaging get high marks too.  I love the heart/vagina/flower/sperm logo”
Kevin:  “This is a water-based lube, so it’s condom safe.”
Gina:  “Because there’s a sweetness to it I was concerned that it might be unhealthy for my vagina.  Sugar is  not a good thing to introduce into a vagina.  So I went to the Hathor Aphrodisia website and discovered, to my great delight, that this product is sweetened with stevia, an herb belonging to the Sunflower family; not a sugar.  This means not only is it safe to be used in and around a vagina, diabetics can use it too.
Kevin:  “This stuff rocks!  Like Dr Dick said, it makes a great stocking stuffer.”

Lubricant Pure by Hathor Aphrodisia

Keeping with today’s GREEN theme we’ve got a couple of delicious products from a little company in Vancouver, BC called Hathor Aphrodisia.

Lubricant Pure 4 oz $18.00 CAD

I, Dr Dick, have the distinct pleasure of introducing you to Lubricant Pure. I am so fond of this mighty-mite of a company from right here in the beautiful Pacific Northwest.  What a joy it is to bring their products to your attention.


Ya’ll know my passion for GREEN adult products, right? Hathor Aphrodisia is a boutique company that brings us only a few choice products, but each one is a work of love.

Lubricant Pure is an exceptionally fine personal lube.  It contains pure botanical emollients including Horny Goat Weed, Jujube Zizyphus and Siberian Ginseng, which are supposed to have aphrodisiacal properties.  Can’t honestly say I noticed any difference in my sexual response cycle.  But as my granny used to say, ‘It couldn’t hurt!’

Lubricant Pure is water-based, so it’s condom compatible. It’s slippery, non-sticky and there’s no fragrance, which really appealed to me.  I hate when lubes have an odor.

And as you would guess from a company like this, Lubricant Pure even tastes nice.  I mean don’t you just hate getting some lubes in your mouth?  I know I do. They taste all chemically?

Sex fans, if you want your sex to be GREEN?  Here’s a way to do that and support a fantastic little company that is doing the right thing.  Lubricant Pure makes a great stocking stuffer too.

Whimsy by Jildo

Whimsy $69.00

Glenn & Hank introduce us to Whimsy.

Hank:  “We have a more manly sized Jildo Dildo. Then do the girls.”wh_020820_0.jpg
Glenn:  “I just love that name!  ‘Honey, can you please pass the Jildo Dildo?’”
Hank:  “I know, and we don’t even have to christen this one, because it comes with its own name — Whimsy.”
Glenn:  “It’s a nice 1.5” wide and a bit shorter, at 10”, than Joy & Dixie’s Hart.”
Hank:  “I don’s suppose we have to repeat all the stuff that the girls said about lube, care and cleaning and all, do we?  Good!”
Glenn:  “Yeah, but we should describe it better.”
Hank:  “Oh, ok!  It’s made of American Cherry wood.”
Glenn:  “Think of it as cherry pie on a stick.”
Hank:  “You are such a dork!”
Glenn:  “You love it!”
Hank:  “Our Whimsy is also a ‘double header’. One end is rounded.  Think prostate stimulation…or G-spot stimulation. The other end is bullet shaped.  There’s a combination of swirls and ridges, which deliver a variety of sensations with the old in and out.”
Glenn:  “Mmmm, in and out!”
Hank:  “Have you ever met a hornier bastard?”
Glenn:  “I’m an unapologetic power bottom; what can I say?  And when Hank works my ass with Whimsy, I’m in pig heaven.  And this thing warms to my body very fast.  It’s like totally awesome.”
Hank:  “He’s so right.  I can work this boy in to a froth of sexual frenzy with this thing.  And I like that it’s very masculine looking.  Despite it’s beauty, it doesn’t look out of place next to all of Glenn’s other insertables.”
Glenn:  “And I do have quite a collection.  At the same time, we could leave this on the coffee table as an object ‘d art for all to admire.
Hank:  “If you’re lookin’ for insertable art for your holiday giving, look no further than a stunning Jildo Dildo.”
Glenn:  “One final thing.  You absolutely have to check out their dildo lore page.  It is amazing.

Hart by Jildos

Hey sex fans,

Holy mackerel!  It’s Week 3 of our Holiday Extravaganza.

First up we have two brilliant wooden insertables from my very good friends at Jildos; The Art You Love To Touch! Jildos are American made, hand-crafted works of art.  They are produced by a company called: WoodPeckers Roost.  Can you stand it?  They are made from the most durable, safe materials available and they are GREEN, oh so GREEN.

Hart $69.00

Joy & Dixie introduce us to Hart.

Joy:  “I’ve had a hankerin’ for a wooden dildo for ages.  I’ve admired them online and even held a few in h_020804.jpgmy hands at our local sex emporium.  But nothing compares to owing one and having it inside you.”
Dixie:  “That is so true. Hart is simply beautiful. It’s made of exotic Bocote wood, which gives it a very distinctive striped appearance.  And besides it’s beauty it is as functional as all get-out. It has a long, smooth shaft that allows you to enjoy deep penetration using either end.”
Joy:  “Yeah, and it’s a ‘double header’ too. There is a ball at one end that is ideal for G-spot (or P-spot) stimulation.  But it also has a more traditional head on the other end, which is followed by 4 ridges.  I love my dildos ridged!”
Dixie:  “I agree, I love the rippling sensation too.  And I like that it’s size is not overwhelming.  It’s 10.5” long, but it’s only 1.25” in diameter at its widest point.”
Joy:  “We spent a lot of time trying it every which way.  And it is safe to use with all kinds of lubes.  We are partial to silicone-based lubes and because Hart is so naturally smooth, a very little bit of lube goes a long way.”
Dixie:  “Caring for this beauty is blissfully simple. Wash with warm soapy water and dry thoroughly with a soft cloth. You can also wipe it down with a lint-free towel moistened with peroxide, rubbing alcohol or a 10% bleach solution.”
Joy:  “Then you can use the wax packet provided with Hart to restore it’s natural luster. Just rub it on and buff it off.”
Dixie:  “Your Jildo Dildo will come with a Certificate of Authenticity and a nice velvet pouch for discreet storage.”
Joy:  “Jildos has a wide array of shapes and styles to choose from.  This is the ideal holiday gift for the GREEN