Dr Dick’s Sex Toy Reviews

We got SO HARD people!  …The product, not the medical condition. 

For review purposes, the manufacturer of SO HARD sent me six two-tablet packages of their all-natural herbal product that is supposed to improve one’s sexual health and combat erectile dysfunction.  This is equivalent to 12 doses (one tablet per dose).

Being the generous kinda guy that I am, I shared my SO HARD with two of my fellow Dr Dick Review Crew members — Carlos and Mick.  This meant we each got two packages equaling 4 doses.  We will each take our turn reporting our findings.  I’ll go first.

SO HARD — two-tablet package — $17.50 USD

Dr Dick:

SO HARD is what we in the business call a “boner pill.”  But with so many herbal supplements on the market that boast fast-acting erection-enhancing results, it’s hard to know which formula to choose, or if one shouldn’t just avoid them all together.  I tell my clients to beware of bogus claims and the dangerously adulterated products that abound in the marketplace.

So what is SO HARD exactly?  The manufacturer says it’s “…a pure all-natural herbal formula.”  The SO HARD website does list the ingredients; they are HERE.  The individual packages also list the ingredients.  The website goes on to say; “Contains absolutely no chemically generated compounds or artificial additives…”  That is reassuring!

I took the time to look up each and every ingredient.  I found that the health benefits associated with these herbal extracts include — an increase in energy and virility; as well as antioxidant, anti-inflammatory and antibacterial properties. So if nothing else, I figured my SO HARD experience would not harm me in any way.

My experience — I used SO HARD on four different occasions and followed the directions on the package each time.  The user is warned not to exceed 1 tablet every 3 days.  Ok, fine!

Before I continue, I must confess that I always approach products like this with a healthy dose of skepticism. And I’m always on the lookout for the placebo effect — the suggestion of an effect creates the effect.  But I did have four opportunities to test this product over a span of 10 days so I would have had to be very suggestible for the placebo effect to play much of a role on all four occasions.  And I can tell you; I’m not that suggestible.

I am familiar with the effects of Viagra and its companion drugs, Levitra and Cialis.  So I do have a frame of reference when it comes to judging the effects of herbal products, like SO HARD.   I can honesty say I was exceptionally pleased with this product’s performance.
In my years-long search for the “Holy Grail” of herbal erection enhancers, I have found only one product that consistently delivers on the promises it makes without any nasty side effects.  SO HARD improves genital blood circulation, which assists in achieving and sustaining a strong erection.

Comparatively speaking, SO HARD had a slightly more gradual effect than the pharmaceuticals I’ve used, but that’s not a bad thing.  What amazed me is that SO HARD is as effective as any the medically prescribed drugs I’ve tested, but it is much kinder to my system.  There was no headaches, unsightly flushes, upset stomach, rise in blood pressure or altered vision. This made me very happy indeed.

In doing reviews like this there is the danger of generalizing from one person’s experience.  I want to avoid this by stating every human body is unique.  Each of us metabolizes what we consume in a slightly different way.  Keep this in mind when you use SO HARD.  The degree of erection, as well as the time it takes to get hard on this product (or any such product, including the pharmaceuticals) will depend on one’s age, overall health and the amount of sexual stimulation one is receiving.

This is not an aphrodisiac, people!  Wood is not gonna miraculously happen on it’s own.

I also want to be clear on another point — SO HARD is not miracle potion.  It will not override an unhealthy lifestyle.  But it can positively effect one’s sexual response cycle; making arousal easier, which will make one a more confident lover.

I have a couple thoughts in conclusion.  First, I’m pleased to be able to wholeheartedly recommend this product.  I think SO HARD is a far better option than buying dubious “prescription” type meds online.  I mean, how could you ever know for sure where these “meds” come from, how they were produced, if they’ve been adulterated, or if they are nothing more than sugar pills.

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Carlos and Mick

Mick:  “I’m completely sold on SO HARD.  I’ve been having erections issues since my prostate cancer diagnosis.   My doc believes the problem is all in my head.  He can’t find any physical reason why the plumbing doesn’t work like it should.  Although I do have high blood pressure. So I don’t take Viagra because of that.
SO HARD worked the first time as well as it did the fourth time I tried it.  Like Dr Dick said, it really boosted my confidence.  And if that’s all I needed, I’m a happy guy.”
Carlos:  “I’m totally blown away too. SO HARD exceeded my expectations.
I’ve tried several other herbal products in my time, because Viagra is so fuckin expensive.  But none of the other products matched SO HARD’s performance.
I do need to say, however, that I didn’t experience the effects of SO HARD as quickly as did Mick.  Of course, I’m a much bigger guy.  I also took my first dose after a full meal, which is probably not the ideal time to do it.”
Mick:  “I discovered that too.  If I take SO HARD on an empty stomach, the effect is more immediate.
Here’s another thing I noticed.  After the second dose I started having nighttime boners, a lot of them.  I would wake up from a sound sleep with a raging hardon.  It was like it was in my 20’s.”
Carlos:  “I had that happen to me too.  At first I said, ‘whoa nelly!  My wife was surprised as hell too.  I hadn’t been feeling very randy for the last six months.”
Mick:  “Yeah, my partner Chuck, noticed a difference right away too.  I’m gonna guess that this stuff builds up in your system and maybe a maintenance dose is all ya ever need.
I was kidding with Chuck about those warnings you see on TV, the ones that say; ‘Warning: If you experience an erection for more than 4 hours, please seek medical assistance immediately.’ I told Chuck that if I had a boner that lasted 4 hours I wouldn’t call a doctor; I’d call a hooker!”
Carlos:  “My wife wanted to know if I thought SO HARD would work for women.  I said I had no idea, but I figured, probably.  I mean it’s all-natural and it boosts blood circulation in the genital area; so why wouldn’t it be as effective for a woman?  Maybe we should test this out.  Any women out there want to give it a try?”

I think that’s an excellent idea, Carlos.  Let’s get the SO HARD people to send us some review product for the gals.

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Three products have cum my way, so to speak, from the folks at BeAMonStar.com. (They get extra credit for the clever name.) The three products are ExtenZe, XploZion and Sweeten69. Let’s talk about these “supplements” one at a time.

ExtenZe — one week supply — $16.99

For review purposes, I received a two-week supply (14 capsules) of ExtenZe. The manufacturer claims that: “ExtenZe is a powerful 100% natural male herbal enhancement pill that is safe, effective, and it is made with high quality ingredients known to aid in improving the health of the genital region.”

Roughly translated, this strongly suggests that the consumer will get a bigger boner by using this supplement. I realize the manufacturer is careful not to come right out and say that, but the wording they use, along with the attendant media that proliferates on the net and TV about this product, leaves little room for doubt about what they are selling.

Here’s a quote from a website that sells ExtenZe: “Having a larger penis and enjoying a more fulfilling sex life is possible and attainable. With today’s technical advancements in chemistry and medicine, there is no reason for a man not to have a larger, healthier penis and a better love life. A man with a larger, harder penis may be more confident and experience greater pleasure from sex.”

• My experience — I scrupulously followed the directions for use presented by the manufacturer. I experienced no penis growth. Can’t rightly say my cock was any healthier. Nor did my love life improve. But I didn’t experience any adverse side effects either.

When I spoke with a company representative by phone to discuss my findings, she told me the manufacturer recommends an eight-week regime before one can begin to experience the full effect of ExtenZe. WOW! By my calculations that’s a $135 commitment just to get up to a baseline. I didn’t have an 8-week supply to test, so the jury is still out on that claim for me.

Certainly the list of herbal ingredients (and you can get a full list on their website) may improve blood circulation to the genital area. Which may, in turn, assist in achieving maximum erection potential. But will it add inches? Jeez, I seriously doubt that! But better blood flow will surely do wonders for one’s stamina, wellbeing and all-round genital health. Hey, it may even make you a bit more horny.

XploZion — 1 Single Package — $4.99

For review purposes I received two packets containing two capsules each of XploZion, which equals two doses. The manufacturer claims that: “XploZion naturally improves the health of body systems that make the male orgasm happen. You’ll begin to notice results within one hour of your first use. XploZion is based on the same science as ExtenZe, the leading male enhancement supplement now endorsed by the top 12 male porn stars in America.”

Being a porn producer myself, I doubt if I’d ever put any credence in the testimony of any porn star, top tier or not. But it probably doesn’t hurt the ad campaign to use such a claim.

• My experience — I followed the directions for use presented by the manufacturer of XploZion. I experienced no orgasmic improvement even after two uses. But I also didn’t experience any adverse side effects either.

Again, when speaking the company representative by phone to discuss my findings, she told me the company recommends an eight-week regime to begin to experience the full effect of XploZion. YIKES! By my calculations (60 capsule at $49.95) that’s around $125. I didn’t have an 8-week supply to test, so I can’t comment further on that claim.

As with the previous product, the list of ingredients (and you can get a full list on their website) may improve blood circulation to the genital area, which may assist in the production of more ejaculate. But staying well hydrated will accomplish that too. However, better blood flow will do wonders for one’s libido and all-round genital health. Again, no quarrel with that.

Sweeten69 — 1 Single Package — $4.99

For review purposes I received two packets containing two tablets each of Sweeten69. Which equals four doses. The manufacturer claims that: “Sweeten69 works with your body’s natural processes to improve the way you taste to your partner when you’re getting really close!” (How’s that for a swell euphemism for cocksucking and pussy-lickin’?) They go on to say; “Using Sweeten69 as a daily dietary supplement, you can actually improve the way your secretions taste during sex.”

• My experience — I followed the directions for use presented by the manufacturer of Sweeten69. I did notice an improvement in the taste of my own cum with just one use. (But my spooge wasn’t bad tasting to begin with, don’t cha know!) It was noticeably sweeter after using Sweeten69.

Unlike the products above, I couldn’t find a complete list of the proprietary blend of pharmaceutical-grade herbal ingredients. I don’t know why that is.

You may say; “Wait a minute, Dr Dick. Haven’t you mentioned on your site that a guy can sweeten his spooge simply by avoiding junk foods and eating lots of fruits and greens? Didn’t you say that fruit juices like pineapple and cranberry are known to make a dude’s cum taste sweeter? That fruits like melon, mango, apple, or grape, will sweeter your jizz? Didn’t you also say that vegetables like parsley and celery would also sweeten your spunk?” Well, aren’t you clever! Indeed, I did say all of those things at one time or another.

The problem is; unless your eating habits reflect the guidelines above, it’s gonna be difficult to carry around a melon, a jug of fruit juice and/or a bunch of celery or parsley to use on the spare of the moment. That’s why Sweeten69 is a nice alternative. Unlike raw fruits and vegetables, Sweeten69 will easily slip into the smallest purse or the tightest hip pocket…right next to your condoms.

To conclude, it’ll be up to each prospective consumer to determine if the outlay of cash for these products is worth the uncertain benefits. If you do choose to buy, even just enough product to see if it works for you; be sure to buy only from the manufacturer’s website or a reputable online retailer. Be a conscientious consumer! Avoid any auto-billing schemes. There are all kinds of con-job operations out there that will offer free samples of these and other such products, or deep discounts for first time buyers. Once they have your credit card they run up exorbitant monthly charges. So, beware!

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