Fetish Fantasy Ultra Position Master —— $54.45
Ken & Denise
Denise: “I’m all about being comfortable when having sex.”
Ken: “Yeah, unless the object is to be decidedly uncomfortable, right honey?”
Denise: “That’s right, dear. So we jumped at the opportunity to try out this Ultra Position Master. It’s basically an oversized inflatable cushion that has a kind of wedge shape to it. It’s supposed to make just about any sex position more comfortable.”
Ken: “It also has four EZ-Grip handles, two on each side, for the …

Liberator Ramp —— $200.00
Glenn:  “Check this out!  This is the best thing that’s happened to butt fuckin since the invention of the sling.  The  Ramp is just one of Liberator’s many sex furniture shapes that are designed to add more fun and lessen bodily stress for whatever kind of sex you have up your sleeve.”
Hank:  “Or down your pant leg, as the case may be.  We got us a plus sized  Ramp and it is covered in black pleather.  But you can choose from a bunch of sizes and fabric …