PES Acrylic Anal Plug (C072) $150.00
Glenn & Hank introduce us to the PES Acrylic Anal Plug. It directs the flow of Erotic Electro Stimulating current right inside your ass. Since we all have an asshole, none of us will be left wondering what we’re missing, just because we don’t have the right parts. Hank and Glenn have a limited amount of experience with e-stim. They use Electro Stimulation as part of their BDSM play.
Glenn: “The PES Electro Anal Plug is beautiful. It’s a smooth acrylic plug with conductive surfaces on either side. These stimulate your sphincter muscle, prostate and all up inside your hole. If you’re a bottom, you’re gonna love this shit.”
Hank: “He knows of what he speaks!
Glenn: “Unlike Joy and Dixie, me and Hank like it nasty.
Hank: “The nastier the better.”
Glenn: “Like all butt plugs, the PES Electro Anal Plug slips in your ass allowing your sphincter to close down around the notch in the plug keeping the puppy in place.”
Hank: “Glenn’s got the tightest ass of any power bottom I’ve ever known. Must be all those kegels. When he clamps down on my fingers, it’s enough to snap ‘em in two.”
Glenn: “Awww shucks, you say the sweetest things, babe.”
Hank: “We want to reinforce everything that Dixie and Joy said about the importance of lube. Not only for insertion purposes but to ass-ist in conductivity.”
Glenn: “So I’m in the sling at our bud’s dungeon. Hank and our friend, Tad, are workin’ me over real good with some fine rope work. I have a gag in my mouth.”
Hank: “That gag provides me the only peace I get all week.”
Glenn: “BITCH! Anyhow, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, I have a gag in my mouth and a hood over my head and some weights on my balls. The paddle stings. The cane raises little welts on my glues. It hurts like hell and I’m in heaven.”
Hank: “Then comes the ass ass-ult. We lube up Glenn’s ass and the Electro Anal Plug and drive it home. This is not a super-sized plug by any means, but it doesn’t have to be.”
Glenn: “Hee haw! Slap me and call me names.”
Hank: “Glenn is such a pain pig. Tad and I add a blindfold, check the ropes and give Glenn the juice.”
Glenn: “I can’t feel anything but the sensations in my ass. I buck as much as I can with pain/pleasure. My ass is on fire, but I still clamp my sphincter down on the plug for extra measure.”
Hank: “Precum dribbles from his cock. He writhes as he rides the edge. Bubbles of saliva encircle the ball gag. There’s a grimace on his face. Finally, he raises his middle finger in a “fuck you” salute and we shut down the Power Box.”
Glenn: “When I’m gagged the “fuck you” salute is my safe word, or better my safe gesture. Twenty minutes of this and I am completely spent. I don’t even need to cum, I am that satisfied.”
PES Corona Stimulator (C082) $79.00
Hank & Glenn introduce us to the PES Corona Stimulator. It’s one three corona focused PES Electrodes that target the Erotic Electro Stimulation to a your cockhead. Pity the dick-less among us who’ll never know the ecstasy of this kind of erotic charge.
Hank: “While Glenn was taking a smoke break over in the corner. Tad and I had the Power Box to ourselves. I was eager to try the PES Corona Stimulator.”
Glenn: “I’m actually surprised Hank was up for this. I’m the edgy pervert one in the family.
Hank: “Part of being on the Review Crew is expanding our limits, right? And I’m into my dick the way Glenn is into his ass. That’s why the PES Corona Stimulator interested me. So I thought I would take it for a little test drive.
Glenn: “This, of course, aroused my attention right away. Hank has the most beautiful, big, fat uncut dick in town. I get all moist just seein it flop around when he’s strollin’ around the house in the buff. So I mozied on over to where Tad and he are hookin’ him up to PES Corona Stimulator.”
Hank: “I skinned back my foreskin and slipped the electrode over my dickhead. I confess to being a little nervous, which actually turned out to be a good thing. It would have been really uncomfortable trying to slip the head of my cock into this thing if I was hard.”
Glenn: “I told you he had a big dick.”
Hank: “I adjusted the PES Corona Stimulator
Glenn: “Ya gotta use a lot of lube for this.”
Hank: “I used the Corona Stimulator with the Tubular Mid-Ring, which promised to pretty much carry the stimulation through my entire shaft. Once I had everything in place and wired up I was ready to go for it.
Glenn: “Hank was still a little tentative, so I decided to put on a little show for him. I got down on my knees and started to deep throat Tad’s meat. This got Hank’s dick to swell.”
Hank: “I really couldn’t jerk myself, like I normally would, so I started to fiddle with the knobs on the Power Box. I began to feel a tingle as I tuned up the juice. In moments I was rock hard. The sensations were incredible. Before that night I had never experienced a “hands free” orgasm. It was fuckin fantastic. I thought I was gonna cum my guts out.
Glenn: “It was pretty, alright.
Hank: “Here’s a tip: be sure shave any hair you might have off your shaft. You don’t want hot spots, so that the top part laid over my piss slit. The ring goes around the head and connection doohickey hits me at my frenulum.”
Dr Dick’s Product Review Crew is back with their reviews of the remaining group of intriguing and oh so practical novelties from the pleasure-oriented folks over at Sportsheets.
The Dr Dick’s Product Review Crew introduces you to even more sexy fun products that will liven up even the most ho-hum sex life.
If you missed Sport Fuck, Part 1; look for it here.
Let’s check in with our intrepid reviewers.
The Under The Bed Restraint System $44.95
This turns your bed into a bondage playground. Simply slide the straps under any mattress, and position them around the bed to create various bondage possibilities.
Glenn & Hank
Hank: “Remember what we were saying last time about being unable to outfit our apartment with all the fun stuff you’d find in your average, well-appointed dungeon? Well Glenn and I took on this review in the hopes we might be able to create a little bondage magic without the screw anchors and bolts in the ceiling and walls needed for more traditional apparatus.”
Glenn: “Yeah, I love being restrained spread eagle on the bed. I love relinquishing control to my partner(s) and being ravaged by him/them.
Hank: “It’s totally hot for me too. And now we can play this out on our own and in our own bedroom.”
Glenn: “Being a bondage submissive is liberating for me. It’s like leaving my body in some ways, yet being intensely present at the same time. Do you remember that old song that went — ‘longing for the freedom of my chains’? It’s like that.”
Hank: “So now he’s a fuckin’ poet all of a sudden!”
Glenn: “Don’t listen to him. He’s just jealous! Hank is way too much of a control freak to be a submissive. And remember: Bottoms Rule!”
Hank: “Back to the review, wonder-hole. The Under The Bed Restraint System is not the least be threatening. In fact, if you just wanna mess around with some power-play this is just the thing for you.”
Glenn: “But it also works for those of us who are a tad more hardcore.”
Hank: “And it’s a breeze to set up. It only took a few minutes.”
Glenn: “And like all the Sportsheets products we have here, it’s reasonably priced — under $50!”
Hank: “So if you are a rank amateur or a seasoned pro, you’ll have a great time testing your limits. We did!”
Glenn: “You can say that again. I still have welts on my ass to prove it.”
Hank: “But that’s another story for another time.”
Sportsheets Super Sex Sling $ 66.49
The Super Sex Sling has a deluxe comfort neck rest, plus extended straps and padded supports. Fully adjustable, it lets you go wild for hours and hours.
Glenn & Hank
Glenn: “I’m the bottom in our family. Hank, here, he’s the top.”
Hank: “Yeah, we’re just like Jack Sprat and his wife, only completely different.” 😉
Glenn: “We sometime play in a mutual friend’s dungeon. He has a full-on sling setup that I absolutely love. Hank and I would have one too, but it’s completely impractical in our apartment.”
Hank: “While the Super Sex Sling isn’t in the same ballpark as a pimped-out leather sling hanging from the rafters, it does serve much the same purpose.”
Glenn: “Yep, Hank (and others) can fuck the bejesus otta me and my legs don’t tire in the ass-ult.”
Hank: “And I don’t have to expend all my energy tryin’ to keep Glenn’s bubba-sized legs up and apart. And that makes a big difference in my endurance during the fuck, I’m happy to report.”
Glenn: “The Super Sex Sling allows me to use my upper body strength to manage my legs. I get to lift and separate my legs as much as I want and need. This is perfect, because the more tension I have in the muscles in my thighs, the more tension I have in my glutes. And the more tension I have in my ass muscles; the more powerful my orgasm is gonna be.”
Hank: “And Glenn can hold his position even if I have to move to readjust my position. And there’s nothin finer then seeing my man’s legs open wide and pulled back so I can gaze upon his hairy hole as it winks at me,”
Glenn: “This device is worth its weight in gold, no doubt about it.
But here’s the thing. If I saw this package in a store I would walk right on by it. The guy and girl on the cover look great and all, but I would have never stopped and considered how this sling might be used by me — a big gay homosexual — and my husband.”
Hank: “I totally agree. I looked all over the Sportsheets website, the only packaging they have represents straight people. That’s so disappointing. I’d be willing to bet that if they repackaged some of their toys using two hot guys on the cover in the same way they use the straight couple, their shit would fly off the shelf. I know it would get my attention ASAP!”