NobEssence – ROMP

Carlos introduces us to another beauty from NobEssenceROMP.

ROMP ——  $110

Carlos:  “It’s great to be back with some of my old review pals and some new ones too.

I feel a little odd being the only single person here, but my ROMP is perfect for solitary use.  It’s an exquisite wooden butt plug/prostate massager.

Before I continue with a description, I want to say that I agree with everything Ken and Denise said about their sculpture.  And since you just heard from them, I won’t repeat it all myself.romp.jpg

ROMP is the best prostate massager I’ve ever used.  And I’ve tried several.  It fits snug and stays in place because of the notch between the handle and the rounded insertable end.  And it’s designed to be worn for extended periods of time.  The longer you wear it, the better it feels.  Dr Dick and I are both big advocates of prostate self-awareness and prostate massage.  And this is the perfect ‘tool’ for that.

It isn’t all that big, so it is suitable for even the beginner.  The insertable section is 3 1/2” long and 1 1/2” at its widest point.  Nothing threatening there!  I suppose you could just as well use ROMP for G-spot stimulation, but I don’t have one of those.  So I can’t speak to that.

Lube, of course, is important.  And ROMP is compatible with all types of commercially produced lubes — water-based, silicone-based, whatever you have.

I love my ROMP.  I’ve already turned a couple of my bi-men friends on to this amazing instrument.

One thing I should point out.  The NobEssence site only allows you to buy directly from them if you use PayPal.  That is such a bummer.  Because there are a whole lot of us that will never use PayPal, ever.  I’m sure the sculptor looses a fair amount of business not having other pay options.  Luckily, the NobEssence site offers links to other online stores where you can purchase these marvels using a credit card.  So hurray for that!

If you have a prostate, or know someone who does, this is the ideal holiday gift for him.  Get ‘em while they’re hot!”  😉

ENJOY

NobEssence – TRYST

Ken & Denise introduce us to one of the beauties from NobEssenceTRYST.

TRYST $180.00

Denise:  “Thank you for the warm welcome to the Dr Dick Review Crew.  It’s been a blast…literally and figuratively.”
Ken:  “Denise has been eager to join our little club since our adventures with
The Vergenza Mk. I.”
Denise:  “This time we have an equally beautiful and oh so functional dildo/massager, TRYST.  It’s sculpted wood.  Isn’t it gorgeous?
Ken:  “Yeah, like The Vergenza Mk. I, TRYST is a work of art.
Denise:  “It’s is ‘double header’, if you will.  One end is round, smooth and bulbous.  It is uniquely shaped to stimulate either G-spot or P-spot. The tryst.jpgother end is a beaded sort of thing that supplies the most delicious rippling sensation.  And each end is perfectly angled to act as a handle when the other end slides into place.  It’s brilliant!”
Ken:  “I’ve never used anything like it.  I mean, it’s10” long.  The bulb end is 1 1/2” at the tip, but it then widens to a 2” body before the traditional plug notch.  The beaded end is curved, but smaller— an 1” at its widest point.”
Denise:  “And, of course, TRYST can be used vaginally and anally.  Or did you already get that from my G-spot or P-spot reference?  I’m a little slow sometimes.”
Ken:  “We’ve enjoyed this dildo every which way.  And we haven’t tied of it yet.
Denise:  “I sense that some of our visitors may be apprehensive about wood as an insertable.  Well let me put your mind at ease.  It’s perfectly safe.  These sculptures are sealed with an impermeable finish that is hypoallergenic, sent-free, waterproof and bacteria resistant.  And because wood is all natural, there are no worries about chemical additives, like phthalates.”
Ken:  “Yeah, this is about as green as you can get.”
Denise:  “Clean up is a breeze.  Warm water and a mild soap do the trick.  When we trade off using this gem; we wipe it down with peroxide and a lint-free towel.  But you can use alcohol or a 10% bleach solution too.
Ken:  “Mick said something about how slick his toy got with just the smallest amount of lube.  The same is true with TRYST.  Like those guys we prefer a silicone-based lube.  And another noteworthy thing is that wood will warm to your body temperature as you use it.”
Denise:  “All NobEssence sculptures come in beautifully designed gift boxes.  Perfect for holiday gift giving.”
Ken:  “This is a very special gift for that very special someone.  It is both artistic and sensual.  If you want to make a HUGE impression; this will make the point.”

PES Tubular Base Ring and PES Prostate Stimulator

Gina & Kevin introduce us to the PES Tubular Base Ring Electrode and the PES Prostate Stimulator Electrode.

PES Tubular Base Ring Electrode (C086)        $70.00

PES Prostate Stimulator Electrode (C092)        $133.00

Gina:  “When Kevin and I met, I was like this good little Catholic girl.  About as sexually adventurous as I ever got was having sex with the lights on.  I mean it, I must have been a real piece of work.”
Kevin:  “Yeah, it was like she had just escaped from a convent or something.  She was like totally adorable, with this knock-out body, but she was so timid and shy and like completely inexperienced.”
Gina:  “But look at me now!  Thanks to Kevin and our own devious Dr Dick c086.jpgI’ve gotten in touch with my inner ‘Dom’.  Despite my feminist leanings, I thought women were always subservient to men in the bedroom.  I never realized there were ‘Sub’ men.  And anyone who didn’t know Kevin and my little secret would never guess he loves to be dominated.  I mean, it came as a huge surprise to me.”
Kevin:  “It’s true.  Until that fateful first review I did as part of Dr Dick’s Review Crew. I never new I had an inner ‘Sub’ just dying to get out.  I just thought I like things in my ass.”
Gina:  “There’s so much more to this sex stuff than what meets the eye, huh?  I am so grateful to have had this opportunity to wake myself up to the erotic world around me.”
Kevin:  “So we have two electrodes to tell you about.  The Tubular Base Ring is much like the one Glenn and Hank used, only it’s larger and fits down at the base of your cock.  It’s designed to send intense stimulation all over your dick and down into your pelvis.  Because it’s uni-polar, ya have to use it in combination with another electrode. Ya get it?”
Gina:  “To be truthful, we didn’t get it right away either.  We both discovered that a single pole electrode, like the Tubular Base Ring, has to be used in conjunction with another single pole electrode to complete the erotic electro circuit.”
Kevin:  “Doesn’t she sound like Suzie Scientist?”
Gina:  “Shut up!”
Kevin:  “Luckily we had this other electrode, the Prostate Stimulator, (Mmmm, prostate stimulation) to use with the Base Ring.”
Gina:  “Yeah, I mean how lucky was that, butt boy?”
Kevin:  “By the way, the Tubular Ring can be cut to size to allow for a c092.jpgmore individual fit.  The Prostate Stimulator, on the other hand is made up of two basic components:  A flexible T-shaped stem with a chrome plated electro conductive sphere at the tip.”
Gina:  “The flexibility is what makes this thing so special.  It focuses the electro stimulation right where you want it.”
Kevin:  “You can bend the vertical flexible shaft so it lands the conductive sphere smack-dab on your P-spot.  Trust me, this will give you a “hands free” cum shot for damn sure.”
Gina:  “I really got into this e-stim thing this time around.  I confess I was way too anxious about the whole thing last time.”
Kevin:  “Yeah, she really got into it this time.  Her inner ‘Dom’ took over.  She even dressed the part — black stockings and stiletto heals.  She cuffed me, both hands and feet, to the mattress (Thanks Sportsheets!) and teased me with her strap-on.  I got her one for our anniversary.”
Gina:  “Isn’t he romantic?”
Kevin:  “I was helpless, so she had to lube me up and place the electrodes and leads.”
Gina:  “I used latex gloves, so no worries.  By the way, I discovered that latex gloves make a nice smacking sound when you slapping a bad boy’s bare butt.”
Kevin:  “Isn’t SHE romantic?  Oh SNAP!”
Gina:  “I started to really get off on the power I had over him.  I never really felt anything like it in the past.  It’s funny, because I seemed to know exactly what to do right from the start.  Basically, I did what Glenn did to Hank, the whole edging thing, although I didn’t know it was called edging.”
Kevin:  “She was all about teasing me with the juice.  She started real slow, too slow in fact.  I told her she had to turn the damned thing up; I could barely feel it.  She slapped my ass real good and told me pipe down because now she was  in charge.”
Gina:  “I loved it.  I even goosed the power up a bit just to prove my point.  The shock made him stand up and take note, both literally and figuratively.”
Kevin:  “I think I’ve created a monster.”
Gina:  “You love it.  So I kept this up while I turned my strap-on dong vibe on myself.  The more Kevin was writhing in ecstasy and the more he was telling me the dirty things he wanted me to do to him, the closer I got to cuming myself.”
Kevin:  “This was the most intense prostate stimulation I ever felt.  And because the sensations were also all up and down my cock at the same time I could barely stand it.”
Gina:  “We miraculously came at the same time, which like never happens.”
Kevin:  “I know; and I didn’t even touch my dick or Gina for that matter.  It was like this wild sexual energy was passing between us.”
Gina:  “We both recommend Erotic Electro Stimulation to anyone who wants something a little out of the ordinary.”
Kevin:  “And you can quote us on that.”

The Review Crew wants to remind everyone of the importance of lubrication when playing with EES.  And make sure it is water based lube.  Shaving the areas where the electrodes will be placed is highly recommended.

Clean up is relatively easy too.  Most of the electrodes can be cleaned up with a few drops of dishwashing liquid and a soft, lint-free towel.  They can also be sanitized using a 10% bleach solution.  But NEVER SOAK your electrodes.  You can also spray your electrodes with isopropyl alcohol before drying and storing.

In closing, we want to say that the PES website was an essential resource for all of us before we started our play as well as in helping us understand how Erotic Electro Stimulation works.  We encourage you to visit their website too.  It’s chock-full of very useful and informative stuff.  They have galleries, safety tips, product information, tons of links and even a fantastic discussion board, where you can interact with other EES connoisseurs.

ENJOY

PES Acrylic Anal Plug

PES Acrylic Anal Plug (C072)        $150.00

Glenn & Hank introduce us to the PES Acrylic Anal Plug.  It directs the flow of Erotic Electro Stimulating current right inside your ass.  Since we all have an asshole, none of us will be left wondering what we’re missing, just because we don’t have the right parts.  Hank and Glenn have a limited amount of experience with e-stim.  They use Electro Stimulation as part of their BDSM play.c072.jpg

Glenn:  “The PES Electro Anal Plug is beautiful.  It’s a smooth acrylic plug with conductive surfaces on either side.  These stimulate your sphincter muscle, prostate and all up inside your hole.  If you’re a bottom, you’re gonna love this shit.”
Hank:  “He knows of what he speaks!
Glenn:  “Unlike Joy and Dixie, me and Hank like it nasty.
Hank:  “The nastier the better.”
Glenn:  “Like all butt plugs, the PES Electro Anal Plug slips in your ass allowing your sphincter to close down around the notch in the plug keeping the puppy in place.”
Hank:  “Glenn’s got the tightest ass of any power bottom I’ve ever known.  Must be all those kegels.  When he clamps down on my fingers, it’s enough to snap ‘em in two.”
Glenn:  “Awww shucks, you say the sweetest things, babe.”
Hank:  “We want to reinforce everything that Dixie and Joy said about the importance of lube.  Not only for insertion purposes but to ass-ist in conductivity.”
Glenn:  “So I’m in the sling at our bud’s dungeon.  Hank and our friend, Tad, are workin’ me over real good with some fine rope work.  I have a gag in my mouth.”
Hank:  “That gag provides me the only peace I get all week.”
Glenn:  “BITCH!   Anyhow, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, I have a gag in my mouth and a hood over my head and some weights on my balls.  The paddle stings.  The cane raises little welts on my glues. It hurts like hell and I’m in heaven.”
Hank:  “Then comes the ass ass-ult.  We lube up Glenn’s ass and the Electro Anal Plug and drive it home.  This is not a super-sized plug by any means, but it doesn’t have to be.”
Glenn:  “Hee haw!  Slap me and call me names.”
Hank:  “Glenn is such a pain pig.  Tad and I add a blindfold, check the ropes and give Glenn the juice.”
Glenn:  “I can’t feel anything but the sensations in my ass.  I buck as much as I can with pain/pleasure.  My ass is on fire, but I still clamp my sphincter down on the plug for extra measure.”
Hank:  “Precum dribbles from his cock. He writhes as he rides the edge.  Bubbles of saliva encircle the ball gag.  There’s a grimace on his face.  Finally, he raises his middle finger in a “fuck you” salute and we shut down the Power Box.”
Glenn:  “When I’m gagged the “fuck you” salute is my safe word, or better my safe gesture.  Twenty minutes of this and I am completely spent.  I don’t even need to cum, I am that satisfied.”

PES Electro-Flex Anal Plug

PES Electro-Flex Anal Plug (C071)        $196.00

Gina & Kevin introduce us to the PES Electro-Flex Anal Plug.  It directs the flow of Erotic Electro Stimulating current right inside your ass. Again, since we all have an asshole, none of us have to miss out on all the fun just because we don’t have the right parts.  Kevin and Gina are e-stim virgins.

Gina:  “Look everybody, we’re back with yet another butt toy for my sweet little Kevie’s booty.”
Kevin:  “It does look like I’m getting all the attention, huh?
Gina:  “It’s ok, because this Electro stuff scares me.  I mean I know it’s safe and all, but like Dixie I have this natural aversion to wires and my private parts.  I admit; I’m old fashioned that way.”
Kevin:  “LOL!  Yeah she’s just like the gal that married dear old dad.  NOT!”c071.jpg
Gina:  “Shut up!”
Kevin:  “Moving right along, the PES Electro-Flex Anal Plug
Gina:  “I have to admit; it is pretty harmless looking.  And it’s flexible to a degree. You can even bend it a bit to an angle and it will hold its shape. I would consider using it myself, as a pussy plug, but not with it plugged in.”
Kevin:  “The plug has two separate electro pads, neither one is as obvious as Glenn’s.  Both are positioned on the plug to stimulate precise areas. One pad runs the entire length of the plug, for contact with my sphincter muscle.  The second, smaller pad is positioned opposite the first, along the plug’s head where it stimulated my prostate. We used plenty of the ElectroLube that came with the plug, both inside my ass and on the plug itself.”
Gina:  “By the way, we learned that you can use this electrode alone or in conjunction with another electrode, like the one that would go on your penis.  But more about that later.”
Kevin:  “Yeah ok so, here I am all lubed up and ready to go and then I get cold feet.  I know, what a pussy, huh?
Gina:  “I think that was my fault.  I was all nervous and I’m sure that my anxiety made him nervous.  Then finally I just said, ‘Go for it.  How bad could it be?’”
Kevin:  “I began to turn up the juice, as Hank put it.  It was like so friggin amazing.  The first thing I felt was involuntary muscle contractions in my sphincter.  This made the plug kinda dance rhythmically in my hole.  I almost shot my wad right then and there.”
Gina:  “OMG, you should have seen his face.  It was like he saw the heavens open.  He kept trying to grab my hand and guide it to his penis.  But I was afraid I was gonna get a shock.”
Kevin:  “I kept telling her it would be ok.  I certainly could feel the sensations in my cock and balls, but not in my hands when I touched myself.”
Gina:  “Finally I relented and let him eat me out while this thing was working his butt.  I know, generous of me, huh?  He devoured my pussy with an unexpected hunger.  I guess I need to feed his bottom like this more often.”
Kevin:  “I know; I was like some sex craved maniac.  She loved it.  So did I.  We even came together, and I didn’t even touch my dick.  That was like a total first for me.
Guys, if you’re into your ass, like me, there is nothing like Erotic Electro Stimulation.  Period.” is totally different from the plug that Glenn had in his talented ass.  Instead of being made of acrylic, like his, mine is made of a conductive silicone elastomer.  This makes it kinda soft as opposed to rigid, like Glenn’s.

Sexercise ME

Sexerciseball (alone)    $79.00

Micka Butt Plug (package)    $169.00

Precious (package)        $169.00

Hey Sex Fans!

Ya know what I like?  I like it when someone has the balls to put novel back into novelty.   That’s what I like.  And boy-oh-boy have I discovered a truly novel novelty.

Allow me to introduce you to the Sexerciseball.  I mean really, who woulda thunk?  Apparently the good people at SexerciseMe (those wacky folks from down under) have the BALLS…literally and figuratively.

Anyone who has spent even a few hours in a gym in the past 10 years will immediately recognize sexerciseball.jpgthe Sexerciseball…well at least the big round ball part of it.  That’s right, it’s one of them blasted exercise thingies that your personal trainer makes you do crunches on and leg lifts with.

If you’ve actually been forced to use one of these muthers, ya know to tone your abs and tighten you ass, as I have.  Then you’ll appreciate the subversively clever re-purposing of this torture device into an apparatus of sheer pleasure.

My hat is off to the folks at SexerciseMe.  I was just thinking to myself, what kind of a feverishly demented mind conjure up a clever concept like this?  One thing for sure, the mind that was responsible for this wasn’t focused on his/her exercises, that’s for damned sure.

I wonder, was he/she sweating his/her tits off, workin’ her glutes or his abs when the ta-daa moment hit?  How deliciously perverse!  Regardless how it happened, we are all the happy beneficiaries.

So here’s the lowdown.  The Sexerciseball is an actual anti-burst 65cm exercise ball, just like the ones you find in the gym.  It even has decals on it demonstrating some of the swell exercises you can do with it.  But this particular ball has a secret compartment.  The compartment is cleverly disguised by a color-coded screw cap that will fool everyone into thinking you’ve finally gotten serious about fitness.  But the joke’s will be on them, don’t cha know!

Unscrew the cap and replace it with one of the four available vibrating sex toys and you got yourself a top shelf pleasure provider.  So that when you play, alone or with others, you’ll have that all-important “bounce that counts” that will add to the fun.

Dr Dick had the pleasure of testing two of the available vibrating sex toys — The Micka Butt Plug and Precious.  Not one to hog all the fun for myself, I decided to share my good fortune with a friend.  Brad is a personal trainer with a knockout body and a wicked sense of humor.  He took to the Sexerciseball like a pig to shit!

In fact, Brad was so eager to take the Micka Butt Plug for a ride, that he didn’t let me finish micka-with-package.jpgpointing out all the joys to be had.  Ok, I thought to myself, let’s do it his way.  I screwed the Micka Butt Plug attachment into the ball and stood back.  Brad’s muscled ass devoured the plug and he began to bounce and wiggle.

What Brad didn’t know was that the Mika vibrates and I held the wireless remote control in my hand.  While he was distracted grinding his ass cheeks into the ball, I hit the “on” button.  I though Brad was gonna go through the roof.  He let out a yelp and flew off the ball.  He tumbled to the floor, his gym shorts in a twist around his ankles.  It was hysterical.  I figured this was pay back time for all the torture he puts his clients through on regular exercise ball.

Once Brad knew the sucker vibrated he was ready for another go.  Only this time he held the remote control.  It was a sight to behold.  I just sat there in utter amazement as this hunky stud got his freak on.  He rotated through the 6 vibe and pulse modes and groaned with mounting lust.  Then shot a wad of spunk over his shoulder and on to the oriental carpet.  DAMN that was amazing!  But who’s gonna clean that up?

Precious was next.  There was no way I was gonna sit down on the 6×5 cock shaped dildo, because I didn’t have to and no one was gonna make me.  So there!

However, using one of the decal exercise diagrams on the ball as an example, I laid down on my precious-with-package-v2.jpgback with the ball between me and the wall.  I wrapped my legs around the ball, lifted the ball and positioned Precious so it landed on my taint (perineum) just behind my balls.  I flipped on the remote and worked the vibrator through its 6 different vibe/pulse modes.  Using my legs, I was able to roll the ball down and closer, then up and farther away.  I squeezed my legs together with Precious between my manly thighs and enjoyed the show.

I discovered that by doing this I was working my PC muscles, which is a bonus.  I figure, if you can get some health benefits with your diddle, it’s better than diddling without!

I tried several other positions before returning to the original, on my back, position for the big finish.  In no time at all I was to the point of no return, so I just let loose and had a heart-thumping orgasm.  Luckily, I had the good sense to put down a towel before I started so that I would spare my carpet another indignity.

One of the really great things about the Sexerciseball is that it’s so freakin versatile.  And two can play just as well as one.

Brad and I both enjoyed ourselves immeasurably.  He was certain he’d invest in a Sexerciseball for use with his “private” personal training clients.  I can see it all now!

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To wrap thing up I want to give you a heads-up on some important details.

  • If you decide to purchase one of these marvels, look for the package deals.  They are your best buy option.  The packages come with the insert of your choice and everything else (including the ball) that you’ll need.
  • Happily, your first ride is FREE!  A set of batteries is included when you buy a package deal.
  • I still suggest that you stock up on batteries, because you’re gonna need ‘em. You’re gonna have so much fun, you’ll need to replace the 5 AAA batteries regularly.  And here’s a tip:  don’t leave the battery pack in the vibrator insert between play sessions.  The batteries will go dead over night if you do.
  • Use only water-based lube in your play.
  • Be careful — things will get mighty slippery once you get the lube goin’.  If you lose your balance on the ball and one of the inserts is up your ass or in your pussy, you could get hurt.
  • Inserts are made of Thermal Plastic Rubber, which is odorless, hygienic and phthalate free.
  • The inserts are NOT immersible. But clean up is easy with soap and warm water.

Remember, the vibrating inserts can be used independently of the ball, which doubles their versatility.  Of course, the ball can be used as a stand-alone exercise ball too.  But who in the world would want to do that.  I mean, if your personal trainer isn’t forcing you to do it; why bother, right?  😉

Finally, you know how I always give extra points to products that are cleverly designed.  This Aussie invention gets those extra points for sure.  But I’m also gonna add even more points because they’ve gone out of their way to create a sex toy that you can hide in plain site.  And that, sex fans, makes my day.

ENJOY