Nexus Max 5

Nexus Max 5 —— $69.95

Glenn & Hank
Glenn: “This here is the Nexus Max 5. The package says it’s a G-spot massager. But, if you ask me, it should also say it’s a P-spot massager.”
Hank: “Glenn thinks everything belongs in his ass.”
Glenn: “That’s not exactly true. But, for the most part, if a toy is designed for G-spot stimulation it’ll probably work wonders on your prostate too. That being said, I’ll admit that the Nexus Max 5 is not for beginners!”
Hank: “That’s an understatement. I couldn’t get the first knob on the insertable end past my rosebud.”
Glenn: “Yep, this is a professional grade insertable, that’s for sure. But for a talented power bottom like me, there’s nothing too it.”
Hank: “I love the shape of it. The Nexus Max 5 is made of medical grade silicone, which is one of the safest and most hygienic sex toy materials available. It’s completely smooth and when you lube it up, with a water-based lube, (and make sure you only use water-based lube) it’s slick and slippery and basically slides into Glenn’s ass like a hot knife through butter.”
Glenn: “The unique shape of the Nexus Max 5 makes it so easy to handle, even when lubed up. You, or your partner, can get a real good grip on the thing. And you can power-fuck your ass with it too, although most guys will probably just use it as a butt plug. Here’s the thing, if you can’t easily insert at least two or three fingers in your hole, this toy is not for you.”
Hank: “I swear my man has the most talented ass in town. It’s been known to swallow my entire fist, so the Nexus Max 5 is a cakewalk for him. It comes with a removable bullet vibe, which has 3 variable speeds of vibration. It runs on one of those little round watch batteries and it comes already loaded with a battery right out of the package.”
Glenn: “There are also these cool little nubs or cleats on the vibe housing that land on my taint (perineum) when the Nexus Max 5 lodged inside my ass. My sphincter can grab hold of the notched neck of this baby and keep it nestled inside for as long as I like. And unlike a lot of the other P-spot vibes on the market that are designed for the ass-play novice, this one fills me up nicely. The vibration is strong enough so that I can feel it all through my pelvis; my dick, my balls, everything is having a good time at once.”
Hank: “This is a high quality toy. It’s rugged, manly and it’s jet black. It’s non-porous, phthalate-free, hypoallergenic, latex free and the silicone is food-grade. ”
Glenn: “And because this toy is high-grade silicone, cleanup and even sterilization is a snap. Wash it down with soap and water; wipe it down with a lint-free towel moistened with peroxide, rubbing alcohol or a 10% bleach solution, drop it in boiling water for a few minutes; or put it in the top rack of your dishwasher. Be sure to remove the bullet vibe for these last two options.”
Hank: “The Nexus Max 5 comes in a simple, but attractive package; just a folded plastic box really. There’s a small foldout booklet inside the package that offers instructions for prostrate massage.”
Glenn: “If there’s someone on your shopping list with an ass talent like mine, or you want to be one of the big boys when you grow up, the Nexus Max 5 is the ideal gift. The box could easily be wrapped for gift-giving.”

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