Men’s Pleasure Wand —— $23.52
Ok, I get what they are trying to do here with the Men’s Pleasure Wand. It’s designed as an anal insertion toy. Of course a woman could also use this, because they have assholes too. But I digress.
Anyhow, the Men’s Pleasure Wand is supposed to massage my balls, perineum and prostate; all at the same time. And it does…sort of. But I’m gettin a little ahead of myself.
The Men’s Pleasure Wand is waterproof and comes with a multi-speed controller that is attached to the part that is planted in your ass by a wire. It also has a ring on the base of the vibe that makes it easy to insert and remove. It’s also a very modest size in terms of girth. It’s no bigger than my middle finger. So if you’ve ever fingered your hole; and let’s be honest, you know you have. The Men’s Pleasure Wand will easily slip in your butt. Always remember to use a lot of lube with any kind of ass play, ok?
The package tells me nothing about the materials used in making the Men’s Pleasure Wand. That sucks! There is also a distinct off-gas smell to the toy once you open the package. This tells me that the materials used are of an inferior quality. It probably also means it’s not phthalates free, hypoallergenic or latex free. I happened to have my favorite silicone-based lube handy, so I used that. Didn’t seem to ill-effect the vibe in any way.
I really liked how easy the Men’s Pleasure Wand inserts. I really like the controller, which cycles four speeds. The controller makes it easy to change the vibration in the vibe without having to remove — adjust — then reinsert. The vibration is strongest in my ass, although it’s not all that strong even there. As for the other areas; I couldn’t feel much vibration on my balls or taint. DISAPPOINTED!
The design of the Men’s Pleasure Wand allows me to use it while lying down or sitting. There’s no moving about with this in your ass. Since there’s no notch on the shaft, there’s nothing for my anal sphincter to clamp on to and hold it in place. This is also a big disappointment. I mean, if it’s not gonna stay put, unless you sit on it, what’s the point?
Can I recommend the Men’s Pleasure Wand? Well, if you absolutely can’t find anything better, I suppose this would do. But why not look for something made of silicone; it’s a much healthier material to put in your ass than whatever this stuff is.