Pandora Vibrating Silicone Prostate Massager —— $39.00
I’d like to introduce you to a handy little vibrating plug that’ll surely put a smile on your face. This unisex toy will jazz up whatever spot you got — G-spot or P-spot. Since I’m a proud owner of a P-spot (prostate), I’ll do my testifyin’ from that particular pew. I’ll let all you G-spot owners come to your own conclusions.
This here Pandora massager is the perfect utensil for the novice butt pirate. Not overly familiar with things pokin’ you in the be-hind? Not to worry, this smooth ergonomic slim-jim will enter with ease. Guys who are used to having big toys in their hole will probably be unimpressed with this beginner’s model, but the rest of us will appreciate its modest size.
But hold on there, maybe you don’t know a butt plug from a hole in your head. Okey dokey, here’s the 411 on these puppies. Plugs are different from most dildos and other anal toys. They’re shorter and have a unique shape. The insertable part is tapered, designed for easy insertion and comfort while you got it in ya.
The plug tapers more dramatically near the base into a notch. This allows your sphincter muscle to close down on the plug keeping it firmly in place. Finally the flared base keeps it from slipping inside your bum. Pretty gal-darn clever, huh?
Anyhow, Pandora has everything you’d expect in a plug. Plus it has this swell hooked end that is designed to hit the spot, if ya catch my drift. And there’s a bonus; it vibrates too. Not all butt plugs do, ya know. There are seven, count them, seven different speeds and pulsations, which makes that little soft hooked end thingy do a happy dance on your P-spot. And boy if that don’t make you see the light, nothin’ will.
There is nothing overpowering about this little bugger. Its vibration/pulsation is sweet and gentle, just the thing for the anal-lovin’ trainee. I encourage you to take your time getting to know all the different speeds and pulsations. I allowed the Zen like vibrations to build as I moved through the different sensations. And it was so much better than just throwin’ it into high gear from the get-go. Vibration control is found at the base of the unit.
The quality wireless Japanese motor is super quiet. It runs on 3 of them flat watch batteries. But don’t worry; your first rides are free. This puppy is already loaded with batteries and is ready to get at ya right out of the package.
And here’s a tip. Once you get used to having this discreet pleasure puppy in your bum, you can just leave it there for an extended time. That’s the beauty part of a plug’s flared end. You’ll never have to worry that it will go missing up inside. Imagine how this little number will make you feel as you wisk your way through all your humdrum household tasks. And you can bank on that!