Dr Dick’s Sex Toy Reviews

Hey sex fans,

The Dr Dick Review Crew has been in a complete tizzy lately.  Even these hardened veterans of the adult product review trenches were totally gaga when I put out the word that I had a slew of LELO products to review.  Everyone on the crew couldn’t wait to get their grubby little hands all over these top of the line sex toys…I mean Pleasure Objects.

That’’s right, sex fans, LELO not only reinvented the sex toy; they’ve evolved it into an object of pleasure. And trust me, it’s not just semantics.  LELO products are indeed in a class of their own.

The Dr Dick Review Crew will be spending several weeks putting the LELO line through its paces.  Whatever you do, don’t miss a single installment!

Today, we feature the G-spot LELO Pleasure Object — GIGI.

Review Crew members, Gina & Kevin, do the honors

GIGI $109

Gina:  “I’ve been salivating over the LELO line for ages.  I’ve seen them online, in magazine ads and I’ve even handled a couple of them at Babeland, Seattle.  But I never expected to actually own one.”
Kevin:  “I’m totally blown away too.  These babies are stunning.”
Gina:  “I never thought I’d own a LELO because they are kinda pricey.  But after using GIGI for a few weeks I can say that they are worth every cent.  First off, they are rechargeable; so right away you save on the cost of battery replacement.  Which, to my mind, not only makes LELO price competitive, but a bargain in the long run.”
Kevin:  “GIGI is a sensual work of art; it’s creatively innovative and it is GREEN! Anyone who reads our reviews on a regular basis knows that the Review Crew gives extra points for toys that are rechargeable.”
Gina:  “GREEN is IN, fellow consumers!”
Kevin:  “Also anyone who reads our reviews on a regular basis knows that I am like totally into my ass and prostate.  I know that GIGI is marketed exclusively as a G-spot vibe, but I’m here to tell you (and the LELO people) that GIGI is dyn-O-mite on a dude’s P-spot too.”
Gina:  “Kevin knows of what he speaks!  Over the last year or so we’ve tried numerous insertables in his butt.  Most were packaged as “women only” toys, but we didn’t care.”
Kevin:  “I think toy producers are missing a load of crossover sales opportunities because they often focus on a specific gender in advertising.  I mean Gina and I totally turned the WE-Vibe marketing concept on its head in our review (#13).”
Gina:  “GIGI is made from medical grade s ilicone, which give s it a velvety feel that is deliciously soft and warm.  It has approximately 10cm of insertable length and the G-spot (or in this P-spot) flat and slanted tip has a circumference of 10.5cm.  It takes about 2 hours to fully charge this thing.  Unlike other rechargeable toys, you’ll know it’s fully charged when the light in the handle goes from flashing to a solid light.  And a full charge will give you at least an hour and a half of amazing vibration.”
Kevin:  “The power and adjust button is in the ergonomic handle. GIGI has 5 modes of vibration with 4 speed settings.  It’s amazingly powerful for such a little thing. So you can knock yourself out in more ways than one.  It’s also super quiet.  This thing has quality written all over it.”
Gina:  “There was a time, not to long ago, that I would have been too embarrassed to watch Kevin pleasure himself.  I thought masturbation, especially if it involved him inserting something into his bum, was something he should do privately.  I can’t believe how uptight I once was.”
Kevin:  “It was a struggle to break down some of her preconceived ideas about sex in general and masturbation in particular.  But she’s totally into it now, I’m happy to report.  And we’ve learned so much about pleasuring one another from watching each other pleasure ourselves.”
Gina:  “I now absolutely love watching Kevin work his butt.  It is such a turn on for me.  He always gets the hardest erections when he’s stimulating his prostate.  And he always shoots a giant load too.  I often find myself sitting back with my own Pleasure Object and trying to keep pace with Kevin.”
Kevin:  “If the truth be know, Gina has, on several occasions, jumped on my raging boner when I’m fuckin my ass with a dildo.  I think it’s great that she feels free to take control.”
Gina:  “It’s true, I can often barely contain myself.”
Kevin:  “My first time with GIGI was fantastic.  I lubed it up.  (Water based lube only with a fine silicone toy like this.)  And nuzzled the flattened and slanted head against my hole.  I worked the vibe options, getting a feel for where this baby was gonna take me.  With only a little effort on my part the uniquely shaped head disappeared in my ass and hit home directly on my prostate.  The flat slanted tip connected with my P-spot and made my eyes roll back in my head with pleasure.  It’s like it was made for this purpose.  I mean, how many guys are doing without GIGI thinking it’s only for girls?”
Gina:  “Like a butt-plug, GIGI stays in place.  When Kevin let go of the vibe to stroke his penis and stretch his scrotum, I reached over and took hold.  This startled him out of his revelry, but the gentle rocking motion I added as well as the change in pulsation made him buck and groan.  He is the most sexually expressive man I’ve ever known.”
Kevin:  “Gina pretends she’s still a shy and retiring catholic school girl when it comes to ass play, but this girl knows how to ramp thing up down there.  She denied me the orgasm I was aching for.  She forbid me to touch my cock and balls while she worked my ass with GIGI.  She took hold of my nuts and started to slap them, lightly at first, then she really let me have it.  Yanking on my sack stretched the skin on my dick shaft and made my cock stick out perpendicular to my belly.  I was lovin’ it, big time.”
Gina:  “Like I’ve mentioned before, I’ve developed into quite a little dominatrix; something I would never have discovered in myself had it not been for Kevin and his promptings.”
Kevin:  “I love it when she’s the Dom; it’s such a turn on.  I clamped down on GIGI using my PC muscles, like if I was doing my Kegel exercises. Intense vibrations filled my groin then moved up to my navel.”
Gina:  “I let go of GIGI, because I knew it would stay in place in Kevin’s butt and straddled his hips in a reverse cowgirl position.  This way I was able to continue to pull on his testicles while rubbing his penis all over my vaginal lips and clit.  I could even feel GIGI’s vibration in my pelvis. It was so hot!”
Kevin:  “I begged for release, the vibration intensity increased with Gina sitting on my lower abdomen.  I could hardly stand it.  She was rocking back and forth, my dick head barley entering her pussy.”
Gina:  “I came twice in rapid succession, then had mercy on my poor butt-boy Kevin.  I just touched the underside of his penis with one hand and sperm shot out of him like a canon.  He made this incredible animal noise and thrashed beneath me.  This brought me to climax one more time and then I slid off him.”
Kevin:  “I swear I came so hard it was time to notify the next of kin.”
Gina:  “I would have my turn with GIGI the very next day.  Basically Kevin and I changed positions.  I began to pleasure myself with the vibe; first outside my vagina, then inside.  Kevin insisted that I surrender myself to him, as he did to me.  And master that he is, he orally pleasured me while he altered the GIGI pulsations on my G-spot.  I was over the top in a matter of a couple minutes.”
Kevin:  “It’s so much fun sharing our toys.  We play really well together.”
Gina:  “Because silicone products are nonporous and hypoallergenic, care and cleaning are a snap.  For everyday cleanup a mild soap and water wash is fine.  However, if you’re gonna share your toys sterilizing is recommended.  You can swish the silicone end of GIGI in a pot of boiling water for a couple minutes, dry it off and then it’s ready to go. You can also wipe it down with a lint-free towel moistened with peroxide, rubbing alcohol or a 10% bleach solution.”
Kevin:  “I absolutely love GIGI.  I love how LELO takes the lead in the whole industry with superior quality and stunning designs.  The only reservation I have with the whole LELO gestalt is the excessive packaging.  Don’t get me wrong; the packaging is beautiful, but there’s just so much of it.”
Gina:  “It’s true; the packaging does undercut LELO’s GREEN profile a bit. But maybe they believe that in the case of their product line and price point, luxury, including the presentation, is essential.  I mean GIGI even comes with a sweet satin carrying pouch.  They’ve thought of everything!”
Kevin:  “I concede LELO is trying to capture the high-end market, and maybe this indulgence with presentation helps make their case.  However, in the end it’s the product itself, not the packaging that’ll make a brand’s name.  And in this case LELO is without peer.
Gina:  “Undoubtedly, GIGI costs a bit more, but it is sooo worth it.”

ENJOY

Be sure to look for more LELO reviews in weeks to come.

Sex Fans, The Dr Dick Review Crew has something totally wacky for ya today.  It’s a WhackSock!  Say WHAT?  You heard me; a WhackSock.  It’s a sock ya wear on your cock when ya wank. How fun is that?  I guess it’s intended to keep your spooge off the furniture, don’t’ cha know.

This week’s Review Crew:

• Glenn & Hank

WhackSock 6 pack        $9.99

Glenn:  “I got this huge smile on my face today, because I had a flashback to when I was a kid.  I started masturbating when I was 11, but nothing came out till I was almost 13.  Before I was able to ejaculate I could cum multiple time in one session.  But once I started to shoot a wad when I wanked I could only cum once per session.  Actually, I only had to wait a few minutes before I could resume my diddling.”
Hank:  “I think they call that the ‘refactory period’.  It’s part of a male’s sexual response cycle.”
Glenn:  “Yeah, I know that!  So as I was saying, before Professor Bingo over here interrupted me, I was surprised as all get out when I shot my first spunk.  I thought I had injured myself.  Since I was totally unprepared for the eruption I had to do something with the evidence ASAP.  My mother would soon round the corner and come barging into my room.”
Hank:  “Did she bust you spankin’ the monkey?”
Glenn:  “Not that time, I’m happy to say!  It took some quick thinkin on my part.  But I discovered that ya could hide your boy juice in a dirty sock, and your old lady wouldn’t be the wiser.”
Hank:  “Damn, you’re clever!  I’d be willing to bet the just about every guy on the planet has dropped a load into a sock at one point or another.”
Glenn:  “Yeah, it’s probably something in our DNA, huh?  So anyway, that’s why I had to laugh when Dr Dick asked us to review the WhackSock.  My masturbation-obsessed youth came flooding back to me.”
Hank:  “I know, I used to discard the socks I busted a nut in.  I was afraid my mom would find me out.  This, of course, backfired one day when my ever-vigilant mother uncovered a tangle of crusty socks in the trash.  It didn’t take her long to put two and two together.  This precipitated the big ‘sex talk’ with mommy that make my skin crawl.  I was also marched off to confession to tell the priest about my disgusting and sinful behavior.”
Glenn:  “I’ll bet the priest got off on that, huh?”
Hank:  “Probably!  I was a strappin’ young lad of over 6’ tall with ragin’ hormones and an unruly big dick.  I was hung over 8” when I was just 15. It was so embarrassing, because I used to pop wood at the drop of a hat.  I though having a big, precum drippon’ dick was a curse.”
Glenn:  “Glad you got over that, cuz I love your one-eyed monster.  But we digress!  Let’s get back to the WhackSock. It’s a specifically designed cottony sock made for male masturbation.  At least that’s what it says on the WhackSock site.”
Hank:  “Yep, it’s basically a tubesox; no bigger than what a young kid might wear on his feet.  But it does stretch.”
Glenn:  “And that’s where the fun began for us.  Hank and I went to a costume party last month and our costumes consisted of a WhackSock and nothing more.  Hank’s trouser snake was the life of the party, literally and figuratively.”
Hank:  “The stretchy cotton material could barely contain my johnson, so to speak.”
Glenn:  “And it was all over when he got a boner!  I loved it.  I got to tell everyone that I am the lucky man that gets to have that hog up my ass whenever I want it.  Tell me that didn’t make me the envy of all the queens at the party.”
Hank:  “When we got home from the party, we both blissfully beat off into our WhackSock, just like god intended.”
Glenn:  “The WhackSock makes the perfect gag gift.  Imagine how this little number will crack up the party.  And you know for certain that there will always be at least one dude in the crowd that will want to put it on his pecker, right then and there.  Or you could get a bunch of WhackSocks and have a WhackSock party.  All attendees must wear a WhackSock and nuttin’ else.  It’ll be a freakin’ orgy in no time at all.”
Hank:  “And it feels real good goin up and down my shaft.  It’s almost like having a lubed hand.  And your WhackSock is like totally reusable.  It’s like having a form-fitting trick towel.”
Glenn:  “Be the first one on your block to own a pair (or 6) of these.”

ENJOY

Name: Marcus
Gender: Male
Age: 47
Location: Southeast US
I am intrigued by nipple suction pumps, but cannot find much information about their effectiveness on guys. How long do your nipples stay enlarged? Is there any risk or danger in using one of these contraptions? Thanks for any help/direction you can give!

Nipple play is fun for both women and men.  There are several ways of enlarging one’s nipples.  There are low-tech suction devices, metal stretchers and the more high-tech vacuum devices.  All of these systems are very popular.  Have a look in My Stockroom for some examples.  Just search the site using the key word “nipple”.

Wireless Vibrating Nipple Clamps (D120) $32.00
Tit Tuggers (C656) $125.00
The Titilizer (A237) $16.50
10-Piece Cupping Set (B264) $57.00
Snake Bite Kit (A300) $8.00
Nipple Suction Device (B092) $18.00

If you are a casual tit-torturer your nipples will stay enlarged for a few hours.  If you are a hardcore tit-torturer you can completely and permanently alter the look of your nipples.  Is there a risk or is there danger?  Not unless you overdo it.