Lubricant Lickeurs — Coconut Orange 4 oz $22.00 CAD
Gina & Kevin introduce us to Lubricant Lickeurs from Hathor Aphrodisia.
Gina: “I’ve never been one for flavored lubes. The whole concept seems silly to me. But I also don’t like the taste of regular lubes. They taste funny. Basically, I just avoid, as much as possible, coming in oral contact with any lube. So when we were asked to review Lubricant Lickeurs I said to myself, ‘Oh ick!”
Kevin: “I was of the same mind as Gina. I mean, how juvenile? By the way, I love the natural taste of Gina’s pussy, like fresh out of her panties. I suppose it helps that she vegan. Her juices are naturally sweet and I can eat her all day long.”
Gina: “He sure is talented in the department, I must say. There was a time that I was uncomfortable with him doing oral on me, but now I love it. It helps that it isn’t a chore for him. It’s taken me probably as long to warm to the idea of giving oral to Kevin too. But now I’m such a bad girl that I don’t even give it a second thought.”
Kevin: “Actually, she’s a natural-born cocksucker. She just needed to liberate herself from all the Catholic school repression.”
Gina: “But enough about us; back to the Lubricant Lickeurs. Neither one of us wanted to disappoint the good Dr, so we agreed to try it.”
Kevin: “And damn if we both don’t absolutely love this stuff.”
Gina: “Yeah, so much for our natural prejudices, huh? But I must say, Lubricant Lickeurs is a grown-ups version of flavored lubes.”
Kevin: “It’s like Hathor Aphrodisia didn’t simply make a lube and then try to flavor it as an afterthought with some artificial flavoring.”
Gina: “Lubricant Lickeurs come in three organic flavors. The one we have is Coconut Orange. Think macaroons with a hint of citrus. Yummmmy! Oh, and the packaging get high marks too. I love the heart/vagina/flower/sperm logo”
Kevin: “This is a water-based lube, so it’s condom safe.”
Gina: “Because there’s a sweetness to it I was concerned that it might be unhealthy for my vagina. Sugar is not a good thing to introduce into a vagina. So I went to the Hathor Aphrodisia website and discovered, to my great delight, that this product is sweetened with stevia, an herb belonging to the Sunflower family; not a sugar. This means not only is it safe to be used in and around a vagina, diabetics can use it too.
Kevin: “This stuff rocks! Like Dr Dick said, it makes a great stocking stuffer.”
