Dr Dick’s Product Review Crew is back with their reviews of the remaining group of intriguing and oh so practical novelties from the pleasure-oriented folks over at Sportsheets.
The Dr Dick’s Product Review Crew introduces you to even more sexy fun products that will liven up even the most ho-hum sex life.
If you missed Sport Fuck, Part 1; look for it here.
Let’s check in with our intrepid reviewers.
Glenn & Hank
Hank: “Remember what we were saying last time about being unable to outfit our apartment with all the fun stuff you’d find in your average, well-appointed dungeon? Well Glenn and I took on this review in the hopes we might be able to create a little bondage magic without the screw anchors and bolts in the ceiling and walls needed for more traditional apparatus.”
Glenn: “Yeah, I love being restrained spread eagle on the bed. I love relinquishing control to my partner(s) and being ravaged by him/them.
Hank: “It’s totally hot for me too. And now we can play this out on our own and in our own bedroom.”
Glenn: “Being a bondage submissive is liberating for me. It’s like leaving my body in some ways, yet being intensely present at the same time. Do you remember that old song that went — ‘longing for the freedom of my chains’? It’s like that.”
Hank: “So now he’s a fuckin’ poet all of a sudden!”
Glenn: “Don’t listen to him. He’s just jealous! Hank is way too much of a control freak to be a submissive. And remember: Bottoms Rule!”
Hank: “Back to the review, wonder-hole. The Under The Bed Restraint System is not the least be threatening. In fact, if you just wanna mess around with some power-play this is just the thing for you.”
Glenn: “But it also works for those of us who are a tad more hardcore.”
Hank: “And it’s a breeze to set up. It only took a few minutes.”
Glenn: “And like all the Sportsheets products we have here, it’s reasonably priced — under $50!”
Hank: “So if you are a rank amateur or a seasoned pro, you’ll have a great time testing your limits. We did!”
Glenn: “You can say that again. I still have welts on my ass to prove it.”
Hank: “But that’s another story for another time.”