The Under The Bed Restraint System

Dr Dick’s Product Review Crew is back with their reviews of the remaining group of intriguing and oh so practical novelties from the pleasure-oriented folks over at Sportsheets.

The Dr Dick’s Product Review Crew introduces you to even more sexy fun products that will liven up even the most ho-hum sex life.

If you missed Sport Fuck, Part 1; look for it here.

Let’s check in with our intrepid reviewers.

The Under The Bed Restraint System $44.95

This turns your bed into a bondage playground. Simply slide the straps under any underbedrestraints.jpgmattress, and position them around the bed to create various bondage possibilities.

Glenn & Hank

Hank:  “Remember what we were saying last time about being unable to outfit our apartment with all the fun stuff you’d find in your average, well-appointed dungeon?  Well Glenn and I took on this review in the hopes we might be able to create a little bondage magic without the screw anchors and bolts in the ceiling and walls needed for more traditional apparatus.”
Glenn:  “Yeah, I love being restrained spread eagle on the bed.  I love relinquishing control to my partner(s) and being ravaged by him/them.
Hank:  “It’s totally hot for me too.  And now we can play this out on our own and in our own bedroom.”
Glenn:  “Being a bondage submissive is liberating for me.  It’s like leaving my body in some ways, yet being intensely present at the same time.  Do you remember that old song that went — ‘longing for the freedom of my chains’?  It’s like that.”
Hank:  “So now he’s a fuckin’ poet all of a sudden!”
Glenn:  “Don’t listen to him.  He’s just jealous!  Hank is way too much of a control freak to be a submissive.  And remember: Bottoms Rule!”
Hank:  “Back to the review, wonder-hole.  The Under The Bed Restraint System is not the least be threatening.  In fact, if you just wanna mess around with some power-play this is just the thing for you.”
Glenn:  “But it also works for those of us who are a tad more hardcore.”
Hank:  “And it’s a breeze to set up. It only took a few minutes.”
Glenn:  “And like all the Sportsheets products we have here, it’s reasonably priced — under $50!”
Hank:  “So if you are a rank amateur or a seasoned pro, you’ll have a great time testing your limits.  We did!”
Glenn:  “You can say that again.  I still have welts on my ass to prove it.”
Hank:  “But that’s another story for another time.”

About dr dick

Sex Therapist, Sex Advice Columnist

Comments are closed.

Post Navigation

SEO Powered by Platinum SEO from Techblissonline
Get Adobe Flash player