Lap Dancer Harness $44.95
Soft neoprene harness adjusts that wraps around your thigh and secures with Velcro. It holds a soft silicone dildo. Get your dollar bills ready for your private dancer.
Jack & Karen
Jack: “The Lap Dancer Harness reminds me of a neoprene brace one uses when he has a pulled muscle. Only this one comes with a wicked twist. There a dildo attached.”
Karen: “You wrap this cuff around your thigh with the dong on the top of your leg and away ya go!”
Jack: “Karen put on a little strip show for me and a couple of our swinger friends, Mark and Linda. We were all cheering her on with wolf whistles and cat calls.”
Karen: “As I got down to my thong, Linda decided to join me, which drove the men wild. I was kissing Linda and tweaking her nipples through her red-lace nightie.”
Jack: “The girls were getting into it so much with each other, I had to remind them of the Lap Dancer Harness.
Karen: “I approached Jack and began to orally service the dong that was thrust out there waiting for me. I then straddled his leg facing away from him and slipped the dong in my pussy. While I rode Jack’s leg I reached out and pulled Linda closer till I could lick her wet snatch.
Jack: “Mark decided to get into the act with some backdoor action on Linda. And I had hold of Karen’s tits while she jerked me off.
Karen: “A better lap dance was never given…or received!”
Jack: “It’s amazing how something as simple as the Lap Dancer Harness can transform a ordinary encounter into something very special indeed.”
Karen: “We all got off, literally and figuratively, on the whole stripper role play. I’m thinking there are still other yet undiscovered ways to use this harness and dildo. I may just have to strap it on my knee and sink it in Jack’s ass one of these fine days.
We love all our new Sportsheets toys. Thanks Dr Dick!”