Articles Archive for September 2008
Personal Grooming, Sex Toy Awareness »
Ultimate Personal Shaver Kit – $79.95
Hey sex fans,
I have the niftiest little gizmo here (actually two nifty gizmos) from the swell folks at The Ultimate Personal Shaver. I have two because they sent me a kit to review. Nut you can also buy these puppies separately too.
Anyhow, the Ultimate Personal Shaver System is a clever new way to trim and/or shave your naughty parts, and even some parts that are not so naughty. But I am getting ahead of myself. So unlike me, huh?
Let me just say I wish I …
Dildo, Fetish, G-Spot, Hands Free, Jack & Karen, Sex Toy Awareness, Sexual Enrichment, Strap-on »
Lap Dancer Harness $44.95
Soft neoprene harness adjusts that wraps around your thigh and secures with Velcro. It holds a soft silicone dildo. Get your dollar bills ready for your private dancer.
Jack & Karen
Jack: “The Lap Dancer Harness reminds me of a neoprene brace one uses when he has a pulled muscle. Only this one comes with a wicked twist. There a dildo attached.”
Karen: “You wrap this cuff around your thigh with the dong on the top of your leg and away ya go!”
Jack: “Karen put on a little strip …
BDSM, Fetish, Gina, Kevin, Sex Toy Awareness, Sexual Enrichment »
Sportsheets Door Jam Cuffs —— $18.95
Just lay the weighted straps over door, close it shut. Turn any room into a playground for kinky bondage play! Tease or please, control or be controlled –– now it’s easy! Each thick nylon strap is connected to a detachable and adjustable velour-lined Velcro cuff. You get 2 cuffs in a package. Buy 2 pairs for total control!
Gina & Kevin
Gina: “Kevin and I had a ball with this.”
Kevin: “First off, we are both virgins to the bondage thing.”
Gina: “I have to say I was more …
Anal Sex, Dildo, Fetish, Jack & Karen »
Sportsheets Chest Harness with Dildo —— $59.00
Give your partner a front row seat with this fun harness and dildo set. It’ll spice up your sex life with a little tease and pleasure right in front of your face.
Jack & Karen
Jack: “We had some fun with this, I can tell ya.”
Karen: “Yes we did!”
Jack: “I can eat out my darling wife and bugger her senseless all at the same time.”
Karen: “Yes he can! OMG, am I being too frivolous?”
Jack: “No, my love, you are being just the right amount …
Dixie, G-Spot, Joy »
Sportsheets G-Spot Link $29.95
A black nylon strap with neoprene ankle cuffs that makes hitting the G-spot easier and more accurate than ever before. You can use this to tilt the hips and enter the vaginal canal or anus from a new angle making penetration deeper and more satisfying for everyone.
Joy & Dixie
Dixie: “I didn’t get this at all. And we even watched the little video on the Sportsheets site to figure out how this thing works.”
Joy: “Maybe it’s a lesbian thing.”
Dixie: “I mean I understand the concept. You lie face …
BDSM, Fetish, Glenn, Hank, Sexual Enrichment »
Dr Dick’s Product Review Crew is back with their reviews of the remaining group of intriguing and oh so practical novelties from the pleasure-oriented folks over at Sportsheets.
The Dr Dick’s Product Review Crew introduces you to even more sexy fun products that will liven up even the most ho-hum sex life.
If you missed Sport Fuck, Part 1; look for it here.
Let’s check in with our intrepid reviewers.
The Under The Bed Restraint System $44.95
This turns your bed into a bondage playground. Simply slide the straps under any mattress, and position them …






