Ultimate Personal Shaver Kit – $79.95
Hey sex fans,
I have the niftiest little gizmo here (actually two nifty gizmos) from the swell folks at The Ultimate Personal Shaver.  I have two because they sent me a kit to review.  Nut you can also buy these puppies separately too.
Anyhow, the Ultimate Personal Shaver System is a clever new way to trim and/or shave your naughty parts, and even some parts that are not so naughty.  But I am getting ahead of myself.  So unlike me, huh?

Let me just say I wish I …

Lap Dancer Harness $44.95
Soft neoprene harness adjusts that wraps around your thigh and secures with Velcro.  It holds a soft silicone dildo. Get your dollar bills ready for your private dancer.

Jack & Karen
Jack:  “The Lap Dancer Harness reminds me of a neoprene brace one uses when he has a pulled muscle.  Only this one comes with a wicked twist.  There a dildo attached.”
Karen:  “You wrap this cuff around your thigh with the dong on the top of your leg and away ya go!”
Jack:  “Karen put on a little strip …

Sportsheets Door Jam Cuffs ——  $18.95
Just lay the weighted straps over door, close it shut.  Turn any room into a playground for kinky bondage play!  Tease or please, control or be controlled –– now it’s easy!  Each thick nylon strap is connected to a detachable and adjustable velour-lined Velcro cuff.  You get 2 cuffs in a package.  Buy 2 pairs for total control!

Gina & Kevin
Gina:  “Kevin and I had a ball with this.”
Kevin:  “First off, we are both virgins to the bondage thing.”
Gina:  “I have to say I was more …

Sportsheets Chest Harness with Dildo ——  $59.00
Give your partner a front row seat with this fun harness and dildo set. It’ll spice up your sex life with a little tease and pleasure right in front of your face.
Jack & Karen
Jack:  “We had some fun with this, I can tell ya.”
Karen:  “Yes we did!”
Jack:  “I can eat out my darling wife and bugger her senseless all at the same time.”
Karen:  “Yes he can!  OMG, am I being too frivolous?”
Jack:  “No, my love, you are being just the right amount …

Sportsheets G-Spot Link $29.95
A black nylon strap with neoprene ankle cuffs that makes hitting the G-spot easier and more accurate than ever before. You can use this to tilt the hips and enter the vaginal canal or anus from a new angle making penetration deeper and more satisfying for everyone.
Joy & Dixie
Dixie:  “I didn’t get this at all.  And we even watched the little video on the Sportsheets site to figure out how this thing works.”
Joy:  “Maybe it’s a lesbian thing.”
Dixie:  “I mean I understand the concept.  You lie face …

Dr Dick’s Product Review Crew is back with their reviews of the remaining group of intriguing and oh so practical novelties from the pleasure-oriented folks over at Sportsheets.
The Dr Dick’s Product Review Crew introduces you to even more sexy fun products that will liven up even the most ho-hum sex life.
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The Under The Bed Restraint System $44.95
This turns your bed into a bondage playground. Simply slide the straps under any mattress, and position them …